Arrival and Departure:
Some time next week.

Staying at:
Somewhere

Mode of Transportation:
1997 Ford Explorer with comrade  XJacobsX

Room Share:
Comrade  zeno_c and 5 other faggots.

Major Plans at the Con:
Make party at Glorious Communist Party, eat beet, drink vodka, play accordion.

Party like Mikhail Gorbachev! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNl7u_ckbHU&feature=fvw

Who Will I be with:
Everybody.

Fursuit(s):
Fursuiting is counterrevolutionary

Attending Parties:
All other parties lack belief in Communist Ideal therefor counterrevolutionary.

How best to find me:
Fallow sounds of Red Army Choir and accordion.

Stage Performance:
Executing counterrevolutionaries, beet eating contest.

Drink:
Inability to drink is counterrevolutionary and does not result in funtime.

Smoke:
Only Radium enriched Lenin's Favorite brand cigarette from old country for smooth, glowing smoke.

Hugs:
Counterrevolutionary.

Talk:
Plenty of political speech about how Capitalism is bad and Communism is best!

Art:
Distribute of propaganda

Do you do trades?
Will trade for potatoes.

What is your gender?
мужчина

How old are you?
23

Can I touch you?
схватить сейчас в счастливое место, или я исполняю!

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Vodka.

Can I give you lots of money?
Will accept payment in form of potato, vodka or accordion.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Counterrevolutionary and will be execute.

How tall are you?
5'9"

You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
AAAAHHHHH!!! MOTHERLAND!!!!!

Are you nice?
Was Lenin and Stalin nice?

Are you cliquey?
Cliques are bourgeois capitalist concept. All cliques will be execute.

Can I stalk you?
Only if member of Communist Party, or be execute.

Do you like parties?
Only Communist Party.

If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Throw potato.

Are you fursuiting?
All fursuiters will be execute.

Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
WE DANCE MAMUSHKA!

Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
If you know restaurant that serve good borscht.

Can I take a picture of ya?
Only in glorious pose.

Can I Steal ya away for *censored*?
Yes. We can study works of Marx and discuss effects of modern economic practices in global market.

Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Propaganda only.

Wanna cuddle at the con?
Only if like caress of loving wife's beard stubble.

You like Shiney's?
Potatoes.

Wanna play some Xbox games?
Communist games only.