NOW AVAILABLE FOR COMMISSION TAKING!

Behold this Page and know ye my Greatness!

I am Pazyryk (known to my associates as Pat. Other monikers: Commodore, The Captain, Leftenant, The Commander, Commissar, Booze Fox and the Electric Dynamo). I am originally from Oklahoma but currently residing in Phoenix, AZ (  arizona-furs ). Current occupation: Adventurer.


Things that the Commissar Approves of: alcohol, history, weapons, Being Irish!, drinking, video games, propaganda, purging, explosions, pudding, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, things of a nautical nature, accordions, alcohol, tobacco, ADVENTURE, cheese, politics, MEAT, violence, blood spray/splatter, beer, alcohol, Manliness, handlebar mustaches, being dapper, C|:{ , sausage, sauerkraut, and, of course, alcohol.

Things that the Commissar Disapproves of: Gayness( gay as in anything lame, pretentious, and unoriginal), non-alcoholic beverages, baby furs, emos, anything cute, counterrevolutionaries, electronic music, people that bitch about insipid pointless things, and diet soda.

I have great plans for the future and will one day be the greatest and most popular artist the Fandom has ever seen with legions of fans that will do my every bidding. I possess impeccable taste and class and my breath is always minty fresh. I posses many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I wake up every morning and piss pure Excellence. To know me is to know Bodacity Incarnate.

Me and Comrade  luckyfox host CФMMЦИIST PДЯTУ at Further Confusion, your favorite party!

Twitters- https://twitter.com/PazyrykTheGreat

Glorious Peoples' Weasyl- https://www.weasyl.com/~pazyrykthegreat

My now defunct account on the VCL http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Patryk-Tyranus/

My add on the Pounced http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=8272 SEXY TIME!!!