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Writer | Registered: March 9, 2008 03:11:51 PM
"The only end of writing is to enable the reader better to enjoy life, or better to endure it." -Samuel Johnson
I preface this by noting that I do not only write pornographic material. I’m willing to take on pretty much any genre you’d like for stories, from drama and romance to action and comedy. I can also write non-story pieces for you –character backstories, world-building, histories, it’s all free game. These will be priced differently from story commissions based on length and complexity, so if you’re interested feel free to note me for a price quote. I will also serve as an editor to your own writing for a fee, depending on length and complexity.
However, I assume that most of you are interested in smutty stories, and I’m here to provide.
Pricing:
First things first: prices. I do not charge by page number since page numbers are all too easy to fudge. Only word count matters. I charge half a cent per word. My writing style makes a page in MS Word (double-spaced, 12-point font, Times New Roman) roughly 300 words if it’s narrative (as opposed to dialogue), so this works out to roughly $1.50 for a page of narrative. Thus you can expect a 10-page story to cost about $15, give-or-take.
If you wish for your piece to be private, meaning it is sent only to you and not posted anywhere else, there will be a small additional fee since I cannot use the piece to showcase my work. Allowing the piece to be posted while remaining anonymous incurs no extra charge. A piece with an unusual premise or large amounts of complexity may cost extra, and if this in the case I will inform you ahead of time. I will not stream my writing (and I’m not really sure why anyone would want to watch me type anyway) and I do not read pieces aloud. At this time I only accept money as payment via PayPal, but I may be open to alternative forms of payment (i.e. artwork) in the future.
Tl;dr
-I write smut as well as non-smut
-Non-story pieces are priced differently, determined on a case-by-case basis
-I charge half a cent per word for stories
-There is an additional charge for privacy and pieces that are very unusual or complex
-I do not stream my writing or read it aloud
-At this time I only accept money as payment via PayPal
Other Terms of Service:
I write on a first-come, first-serve basis. The time it takes any given piece to be completed depends on the length and complexity of the piece in question, so I do not provide timetables, but I will let you know when I have begun writing and when I am finished. I do not do refunds unless I have not started on the piece yet. You have the right to repost my commissioned writing on FA or any other site as long as credit is given to me via stating my username and providing a link to my FA account.
Tl;dr
-First-come first-serve
-I will let you know when I begin and finish writing your piece
-I do not do refunds except when I have not yet begun working
-You have the right to repost my work as long as you credit me
Submission Guidelines:
When commissioning me keep in mind that I will be just as specific in my writing as you are in your commission outline. So if you provide me with a detailed plan for the plot, fleshed-out characters and an expansive setting then I will work that into the story. Conversely, if the piece you want is “Vixen wanders into a forest and gets tentacle-loved hard” then that is what you will get. In latter cases I will take certain liberties in things like names and clothing, since that’s necessary to write the story. I can write in first or third person (or second person, if you really want) but I feel most comfortable writing in the third person so that is my default perspective.
There are six overall factors that I take into account in writing a story that you should include in your commission details. The first is genre and setting: smut or non-smut, action, romance, drama etc. and whether you want your setting to be sci-fi, fantasy, modern, historical and so on. Second is a description of all major characters involved, including name, sex, personality, appearance and the like. Third is plot, which should be self-explanatory. Fourth is story length; keep in mind that the more detail you give me the longer it’s liable to be. Fifth is tone, which determines whether the piece is sweet and fills you with warm fuzzies, grimdark and depressing, or pretty much anything else concerning mood. Finally, special requests are also important. If you really like alliteration, for example, or you absolutely despise puns, tell me and I can accommodate you.
Tl;dr
-Be specific!
-I can write in any person, but I feel most comfortable in third
-Six factors for commissioning: genre and setting, character(s), plot, length, tone and special requests.
Writing Preferences:
As with anyone I have preferences as to what I write about. The list is too long to be posted here, so here is a link. The list is mainly concerned with kinks and fetishes. If you do not see something listed and want to know if I’ll write about it, feel free to note me and ask.
Credentials:
I have a Bachelor of Arts degree from a respected university in Creative Writing, with a concentration in fiction (2015). I have been writing creatively for about nine years, including six of those at a college level. I tutored academic and creative writing professionally for two years (2013-2015) and I was a Roleplay Mentor and staff member on a roleplaying site (nationstates.net) between 2011 and 2016.
Contact Information:
The easiest way to get in touch with me is to note me. I check FA at least once a day barring extenuating circumstances so notes are always reliably answered. I also have Skype and Steam, and the contact information can be found in my profile here. Be advised that I’m not on either of those chat clients as often, though I can be online on request. If you wish to communicate by email then please note me for my address.
I preface this by noting that I do not only write pornographic material. I’m willing to take on pretty much any genre you’d like for stories, from drama and romance to action and comedy. I can also write non-story pieces for you –character backstories, world-building, histories, it’s all free game. These will be priced differently from story commissions based on length and complexity, so if you’re interested feel free to note me for a price quote. I will also serve as an editor to your own writing for a fee, depending on length and complexity.
However, I assume that most of you are interested in smutty stories, and I’m here to provide.
Pricing:
First things first: prices. I do not charge by page number since page numbers are all too easy to fudge. Only word count matters. I charge half a cent per word. My writing style makes a page in MS Word (double-spaced, 12-point font, Times New Roman) roughly 300 words if it’s narrative (as opposed to dialogue), so this works out to roughly $1.50 for a page of narrative. Thus you can expect a 10-page story to cost about $15, give-or-take.
If you wish for your piece to be private, meaning it is sent only to you and not posted anywhere else, there will be a small additional fee since I cannot use the piece to showcase my work. Allowing the piece to be posted while remaining anonymous incurs no extra charge. A piece with an unusual premise or large amounts of complexity may cost extra, and if this in the case I will inform you ahead of time. I will not stream my writing (and I’m not really sure why anyone would want to watch me type anyway) and I do not read pieces aloud. At this time I only accept money as payment via PayPal, but I may be open to alternative forms of payment (i.e. artwork) in the future.
Tl;dr
-I write smut as well as non-smut
-Non-story pieces are priced differently, determined on a case-by-case basis
-I charge half a cent per word for stories
-There is an additional charge for privacy and pieces that are very unusual or complex
-I do not stream my writing or read it aloud
-At this time I only accept money as payment via PayPal
Other Terms of Service:
I write on a first-come, first-serve basis. The time it takes any given piece to be completed depends on the length and complexity of the piece in question, so I do not provide timetables, but I will let you know when I have begun writing and when I am finished. I do not do refunds unless I have not started on the piece yet. You have the right to repost my commissioned writing on FA or any other site as long as credit is given to me via stating my username and providing a link to my FA account.
Tl;dr
-First-come first-serve
-I will let you know when I begin and finish writing your piece
-I do not do refunds except when I have not yet begun working
-You have the right to repost my work as long as you credit me
Submission Guidelines:
When commissioning me keep in mind that I will be just as specific in my writing as you are in your commission outline. So if you provide me with a detailed plan for the plot, fleshed-out characters and an expansive setting then I will work that into the story. Conversely, if the piece you want is “Vixen wanders into a forest and gets tentacle-loved hard” then that is what you will get. In latter cases I will take certain liberties in things like names and clothing, since that’s necessary to write the story. I can write in first or third person (or second person, if you really want) but I feel most comfortable writing in the third person so that is my default perspective.
There are six overall factors that I take into account in writing a story that you should include in your commission details. The first is genre and setting: smut or non-smut, action, romance, drama etc. and whether you want your setting to be sci-fi, fantasy, modern, historical and so on. Second is a description of all major characters involved, including name, sex, personality, appearance and the like. Third is plot, which should be self-explanatory. Fourth is story length; keep in mind that the more detail you give me the longer it’s liable to be. Fifth is tone, which determines whether the piece is sweet and fills you with warm fuzzies, grimdark and depressing, or pretty much anything else concerning mood. Finally, special requests are also important. If you really like alliteration, for example, or you absolutely despise puns, tell me and I can accommodate you.
Tl;dr
-Be specific!
-I can write in any person, but I feel most comfortable in third
-Six factors for commissioning: genre and setting, character(s), plot, length, tone and special requests.
Writing Preferences:
As with anyone I have preferences as to what I write about. The list is too long to be posted here, so here is a link. The list is mainly concerned with kinks and fetishes. If you do not see something listed and want to know if I’ll write about it, feel free to note me and ask.
Credentials:
I have a Bachelor of Arts degree from a respected university in Creative Writing, with a concentration in fiction (2015). I have been writing creatively for about nine years, including six of those at a college level. I tutored academic and creative writing professionally for two years (2013-2015) and I was a Roleplay Mentor and staff member on a roleplaying site (nationstates.net) between 2011 and 2016.
Contact Information:
The easiest way to get in touch with me is to note me. I check FA at least once a day barring extenuating circumstances so notes are always reliably answered. I also have Skype and Steam, and the contact information can be found in my profile here. Be advised that I’m not on either of those chat clients as often, though I can be online on request. If you wish to communicate by email then please note me for my address.
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Art Plug because I'm a worthless whore (G)
9 years ago
If you haven't read False Start yet, you should: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7966557
It's got furries, aliens, tits, robots, cyber-ninjas, butts, gay dudes, conspiracies and blackmail and intrigue, monsters, hot chicks, excellent artwork, and an actually coherent story that's better than 99% of the furry comics I've seen.
Also Sei, so of course I'm a fan.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I may or may not get something out of this so it's not like I don't have an ulterior motive. That being said, it's legitimately a good comic. What, you think I'm going to whore myself for a cameo in a comic I don't like? Please. I have standards.
Part of the deal is disclosing my favorite FS page. There's a lot to choose from but this one definitely wowed me, particularly the last panel: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19101989/
She seems totally trustworthy, right? Right.
That's all for now, for the ~6 of you who actually read this.
It's got furries, aliens, tits, robots, cyber-ninjas, butts, gay dudes, conspiracies and blackmail and intrigue, monsters, hot chicks, excellent artwork, and an actually coherent story that's better than 99% of the furry comics I've seen.
Also Sei, so of course I'm a fan.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I may or may not get something out of this so it's not like I don't have an ulterior motive. That being said, it's legitimately a good comic. What, you think I'm going to whore myself for a cameo in a comic I don't like? Please. I have standards.
Part of the deal is disclosing my favorite FS page. There's a lot to choose from but this one definitely wowed me, particularly the last panel: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19101989/
She seems totally trustworthy, right? Right.
That's all for now, for the ~6 of you who actually read this.
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Favorite Music
Electronic
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Probably Star Wars
Favorite Games
Dark Souls
Favorite Gaming Platforms
PC
Favorite Animals
Fox
Favorite Site
Nationstates
Favorite Foods & Drinks
Tacos
Favorite Quote
"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope." -The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
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