-Year of the Ox-

It's Friday the 13th and you know what that means! One slip up and bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity! ...that or it mean a hockey mask wear psychopath is coming to murder you. Either way it's bad stuff, unless you're Ira that is who seems to have a special knack for being totally unaffected by overall clumsiness and ability to cause accidents wherever she goes. Can't blame her though, it's not on purpose, she's just a danger wiedling that big, chunky body of hers. Just don't be standing directly behind her and you should be fine! Maybe.