"We must have hit it at just the right time, it was so packed this morning and now its completely empty! Look, I got this big soda while I was shopping. It looks like you went to a huge buffet, your stomach is huge! And noisy! Or you got pregnant.... did you get pregnant?"

"Sure Cheese, in the past few hours I got THIS pregnant."

".....Really?!"

"No, it was a buffet."