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Hey, ya niggers. It's time for the news!
Arsonist/Terrorist Suspect Arrested After Pennsylvania Gov’s Mansion Set on Fire
Shapiro and Family ’Evacuated’
Investigators are on the scene after an overnight fire at the governor’s official reside
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro (D) revealed on Sunday that an arsonist had “set fire” to the Governor’s Residence in Harrisburg, adding that his family had been evacuated from the residence.
Lizzo Hits Out at Trump During ‘Saturday Night Live’ Performance With ‘TARIFFIED&
Lizzo Attacks Trump on 'Saturday Night Live' Clad in 'TARIFFIED' Top
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DOGE: Three Democrat-Run States Created Most of the $382 Million Unemployment Fraud
DOGE: 3 Democrat States Created Most of the $382M Unemployment Fraud
3,642
Federal Judge Orders USDA to Unfreeze Funding to Maine as Trans Athletes Dispute Continues
Federal Judge Orders USDA to Unfreeze Funding to Maine
2,563
Arizona to Remove Almost 50K Non-Citizens from Voter Rolls
Arizona to Remove Almost 50K Non-Citizens from Voter Rolls
98
DOE Begins Process of Terminating Maine’s Federal K-12 Funding as State Allows Trans Athletes on
DOE Begins Process of Terminating Maine’s Federal K-12 Funding
218
Donald Trump’s Entrance to Star-Studded UFC 314 Brings House Down
Donald Trump's Entrance to Star-Studded UFC 314 Brings House Down
5,573
Cory Booker Does Not Rule Out 2028 Presidential Run
Booker Does Not Rule Out 2028 Presidential Run
815
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro Reveals Arsonist ‘Set Fire’ to Governor’s Mansion
Pa Gov. Shapiro Reveals Arsonist 'Set Fire' to Governor's Mansion
505
Over Thirty Killed in Russian Missile Strike in Ukraine
Over Thirty Killed in Russian Missile Strike in Ukraine
1,434
Elizabeth Warren: Congress Has to Take Tariff Authority Away from Trump
Elizabeth Warren: Congress Has to Take Tariff Authority Away from Trump
Baboon Personal Trainer Shoots Equinox Gym Staff Employee and General Manager Before Killing Himself.
This is how blacks react to being fired.
White Woman Stabbed to Death by Monkey from Gambia in Suburb of Paris.
Medford Pubehead Attacks Apartment Complex Maintenance Worker with His Own Phone.
Police Searching for Velcro Head Who Killed Travis County Defense Attorney.
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10 Day Weather-Dale, TX
As of 11:49 pm CDT
Tonight
Mostly Clear
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/61°
10%
S 14 mph
Sun 13 | Night
61°
10%
S 14 mph
A few passing clouds. Low 61F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
Humidity
94%
UV Index
0 of 11
Moonrise
8:50 pm
Full Moon
Moonset
7:13 am
Mon 14
Partly Cloudy
92°
/63°
19%
S 15 mph
Tue 15
Partly Cloudy
84°
/61°
15%
NE 12 mph
Wed 16
Partly Cloudy
86°
/64°
9%
SSE 16 mph
Thu 17
Partly Cloudy
88°
/68°
8%
S 19 mph
Fri 18
Cloudy
90°
/69°
7%
S 18 mph
Sat 19
Cloudy
86°
/69°
24%
SSE 17 mph
Sun 20
Scattered Thunderstorms
83°
/64°
54%
S 15 mph
Mon 21
Mostly Sunny
92°
/64°
23%
SSE 11 mph
Tue 22
Partly Cloudy
87°
/66°
24%
SSE 12 mph
Wed 23
AM Clouds/PM Sun
88°
/68°
24%
SSE 12 mph
Thu 24
Scattered Thunderstorms
86°
/66°
40%
SE 11 mph
Fri 25
AM Thunderstorms
80°
/63°
39%
ENE 13 mph
Sat 26
Scattered Thunderstorms
81°
/63°
37%
ENE 12 mph
Sun 27
Scattered Thunderstorms
80°
/63°
43%
E 11 mph
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Current threat: Easter eggs. 🐣
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No
"No" is the opposite of yes and is the answer that you always get when you ask a girl "Would you like to go out on a date with me some time?". Variations include Nah, naw, nope, nooo-wa! NOOOO!!, "go and fuck your dog" and DO NOT WANT!!1 No only means yes when said by a woman who obviously wants to get raped, as all women of course, do.
(( Remember, When She Says No, She Actually Means Yes ))
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Thomas Jefferson (April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826) was an American statesman, planter, diplomat, lawyer, architect, philosopher, and Founding Father who served as the third president of the United States from 1801 to 1809. He was the primary author of the Declaration of Independence. Following the American Revolutionary War and before becoming president in 1801, Jefferson was the first United States secretary of state under George Washington, and then the second vice president under John Adams. Jefferson was a leading proponent of democracy, republicanism, and natural rights, and he produced formative documents and decisions at the state, national, and international levels. This line-engraved portrait of Jefferson was produced by the United States Department of the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) as part of a BEP presentation album of the first 26 presidents. The same portrait appears on the obverse of the two-dollar bill.
Engraving credit: Bureau of Engraving and Printing; restored by Andrew Shiva
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