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General | Posted 13 years agoWhen you cut the lights out, think of all the things you can't see.
The Man burns in 20 days.
I've been sketching mythological beasts & jellyfish.
I'm building and ornamenting my voodoo collection of bones and feathers.
I miss you, how have you been?
Let's inspire each other and make some art!
Take a deep breath, and let it out slowly.
Close your eyes and smell the campfire, see the endless stars.
Stay fresh out there, it gets nasty sometimes.
You're my favourite.
<3
The Man burns in 20 days.
I've been sketching mythological beasts & jellyfish.
I'm building and ornamenting my voodoo collection of bones and feathers.
I miss you, how have you been?
Let's inspire each other and make some art!
Take a deep breath, and let it out slowly.
Close your eyes and smell the campfire, see the endless stars.
Stay fresh out there, it gets nasty sometimes.
You're my favourite.
<3
Read this, it's fun and educational.
General | Posted 13 years agoSEX MEME THING
(I stole this from botsinlove, mad props to her and localshop)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The one closest to the wall, whichever that is.
4. Do you masturbate?
The hell I do.
5. How often? Lately?
I used to almost every day, lately more like once or twice a week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I've thought about it.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Mmm, both are good for different reasons.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yeah but it does away with the essential lubrication.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
art porn: all the time. real people porn: very rarely.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. aggressive aggressive aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends, but my significant lover is not on my internet friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know some of them, to varying degrees of personality.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
verbal degredation, exhibitionism, petplay
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I've TRIED to find that line hahahah.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic, huh? My own bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the closet of an empty open-house apartment.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Y e s.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Hah, yeah it was pretty lame. I hear the best ones are in Vegas!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I dont do the bar thing.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Hah, no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Fuck the fuck yeah.
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual with tendencies toward men. The person is what matters, not their gender, but I REALLY love sucking dick.
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Heheh, lesbian sex, which is easier to get away with I think.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Had sex in a few bathrooms. Counters and mirrors <3
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No but I really would have liked to use the walk-in refrigerator after hours. Discussed it with several people. Masturbated at work plenty of times!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah since i was like fourteen.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
(see above)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I own a black padlocked toolbox full of sex toys. You should come over.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Oh gods...uhhh...pink strap on, green/purple vibrating dildo, two other vibrators, shock collar, bullwhip, straitjacket, riding crop, leather and chain dog leashes, dog bowl, clothespins in plenty, rubber dog toys, rubber ball gag, lots and lots of rope. And by the end of this year I will have a Violet Wand.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Heh. Exhibitionist, remember?
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I was roleplaying drunk on New Year's Eve a few years ago, having great sex, and I moaned my own character's name. I had to be, er, corrected, ahahahhh...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I've had some pretty desperate conversations that reduced me to puddles, yes.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
When I first came on the internet I did a lot. Rarely now.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes of course.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Laying down on my belly with my legs together, hands held behind my back and hair being pulled, being fucked from behind/above.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Sucking cock. Begging. Masturbating until I come while I get fucked slowly after being come inside of.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I have had some excellent nights with my friends, yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I dont care. Do what you want hahaha
ANY QUESTIONS?
(I stole this from botsinlove, mad props to her and localshop)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The one closest to the wall, whichever that is.
4. Do you masturbate?
The hell I do.
5. How often? Lately?
I used to almost every day, lately more like once or twice a week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I've thought about it.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Mmm, both are good for different reasons.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yeah but it does away with the essential lubrication.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
art porn: all the time. real people porn: very rarely.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. aggressive aggressive aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends, but my significant lover is not on my internet friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know some of them, to varying degrees of personality.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
verbal degredation, exhibitionism, petplay
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I've TRIED to find that line hahahah.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic, huh? My own bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the closet of an empty open-house apartment.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Y e s.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Hah, yeah it was pretty lame. I hear the best ones are in Vegas!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I dont do the bar thing.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Hah, no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Fuck the fuck yeah.
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual with tendencies toward men. The person is what matters, not their gender, but I REALLY love sucking dick.
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Heheh, lesbian sex, which is easier to get away with I think.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Had sex in a few bathrooms. Counters and mirrors <3
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No but I really would have liked to use the walk-in refrigerator after hours. Discussed it with several people. Masturbated at work plenty of times!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah since i was like fourteen.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
(see above)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I own a black padlocked toolbox full of sex toys. You should come over.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Oh gods...uhhh...pink strap on, green/purple vibrating dildo, two other vibrators, shock collar, bullwhip, straitjacket, riding crop, leather and chain dog leashes, dog bowl, clothespins in plenty, rubber dog toys, rubber ball gag, lots and lots of rope. And by the end of this year I will have a Violet Wand.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Heh. Exhibitionist, remember?
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I was roleplaying drunk on New Year's Eve a few years ago, having great sex, and I moaned my own character's name. I had to be, er, corrected, ahahahhh...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I've had some pretty desperate conversations that reduced me to puddles, yes.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
When I first came on the internet I did a lot. Rarely now.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes of course.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Laying down on my belly with my legs together, hands held behind my back and hair being pulled, being fucked from behind/above.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Sucking cock. Begging. Masturbating until I come while I get fucked slowly after being come inside of.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I have had some excellent nights with my friends, yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I dont care. Do what you want hahaha
ANY QUESTIONS?
FIVE DOLLAR COMMISSIONS
General | Posted 15 years agoAND THEY WILL BE FINISHED WITHIN SEVEN DAYS FROM PAYMENT, I GUARANTEE.
GET ON THIS.
GET ON THIS.
Character Meme for Three
General | Posted 16 years ago0. Name of character and picture if possible.
Kevin
1. What is your sexual preference?
Uh, ha, women. maybe. At least it used to be.
3. Dom, sub or interchangeable?
I...wait, WHAT?
4. Are you currently in a committed relationship?
Hah, no.
5. Bare any ill will towards another of your creators characters?
I mean, I don't want to offend anyone. I don't really know enough to not like somebody.
6. Any special skills?
Umm....I don't know about "special". I'm pretty good with food, I guess.
7. What do you do for a living?
Hah, "living". No, I get it. Um, I do whatever they need me to do at this restaurant. This...special...restaurant...
8. Anyone here you could call friend?
Oh, yeah! Will is my friend, I think. He doesn't mind me hanging out with him all the time.
9. Morning person or night person?
I...don't really sleep...anymore...so......night? The sun makes me hungry.
10. Favorite food?
Hahah, why would you, ha, I don't really think that question is appropriate so let's just moveontothenextquestion, yeah?
11. Name the quickest way a person could get on your good side.
ooh, just being nice, I guess. Smiles are great.
12. Name the quickest way a person could get on your bad side.
Hmm...I'm sure there's a way, but I can't think of it.
13. Do you have a vice?
I...we don't need to...I mean not really it's just how else am I supposed to EAT, you know? I don't WANT to be like this! THERE'S...I DON'T...NO. CAN WE JUST DROP THIS...please...
14. Do you suffer from any mental handicaps?
mental handicaps? gosh, I hope not. I don't think so. I mean, unless you count the whole FOOD thing again, but you know.
15. Have a rival?
Hah, no. I'm not comfortable with competition.
16. Name one thing you would change about the world if you could.
Well maybe when people die they could actually die, like, a hundred percent of the time. That might save a lot of trouble.
17. What’s your idea of a great day?
Oh man, if I'm not hungry and nobody gets stressed or in a fight at work and Will is in a good mood, I'm SET.
18. What’s your idea of a horrible day?
Ugh, see all of the above, but in reverse.
19. Optimistic or pessimistic?
I...am...realistic?
20. Good, evil or neutral?
Uh, I mean, good, right? Ugh....
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0. Name of character and picture if possible.
Travis November, the one and only!
1. What is your sexual preference?
Hahah, I prefer it to be FUN.
3. Dom, sub or interchangeable?
Hn. Let's just say your mind is only safe around me if I /really/ like you, in which case you'll hopefully make it unsafe for me to be in your company.
4. Are you currently in a committed relationship?
Hahah, I suppose. It's a little twisted.
5. Bare any ill will towards another of your creators characters?
Of course not, friend. I make everyone likeable.
6. Any special skills?
Mmm, you clearly don't know who you're talking to. I can turn your subconscious inside out and make you love it.
7. What do you do for a living?
I own and operate the most magnificent carnival there ever was.
8. Anyone here you could call friend?
Hah, everyone is /my/ friend.
9. Morning person or night person?
I like the Night Life, quite passionately.
10. Favorite food?
Mmm, the only thing I miss about my home back in Louisiana.
11. Name the quickest way a person could get on your good side.
Compliments are always appreciated, especially when accompanied by some intelligence.
12. Name the quickest way a person could get on your bad side.
Ah. Ignorance is a suicide note, and I've got a pretty mean bad side to pull the trigger for you, friend.
13. Do you have a vice?
Heh. I wouldn't say so, but there are many who would disagree had they the chance.
14. Do you suffer from any mental handicaps?
Ahah, again a matter of perspective and opinion.
15. Have a rival?
Mm. I wouldn't allow that.
16. Name one thing you would change about the world if you could.
Anything I need to change, I do.
17. What’s your idea of a great day?
Every day is a great day at Marrow Carnival, of course!
18. What’s your idea of a horrible day?
Hm. Anything to do with my parents. Or my sisters. Or my past.
19. Optimistic or pessimistic?
I am an optimist of the most contageous nature.
20. Good, evil or neutral?
Why, good, of course. I won't give anyone the chance to disagree.
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0. Name of character and picture if possible.
Michael Markiwitz.
1. What is your sexual preference?
I don't.
3. Dom, sub or interchangeable?
Once again, I don't.
4. Are you currently in a committed relationship?
...I'm assuming you mean emotionally or sexually. No.
5. Bare any ill will towards another of your creators characters?
...There are plenty of people I don't like, and not many I do like.
6. Any special skills?
Plenty. Nothing exciting though.
7. What do you do for a living?
Primarily, I work.
8. Anyone here you could call friend?
...more of a constant, inexplicable, supernatural presence who will never go away.
9. Morning person or night person?
I don't look forward to either, I can rise early and stay up late without issue.
10. Favorite food?
Coffee.
11. Name the quickest way a person could get on your good side.
Make good decisions.
12. Name the quickest way a person could get on your bad side.
Make bad decisions.
13. Do you have a vice?
Only if you count things out of my control.
14. Do you suffer from any mental handicaps?
..........next quesion.
15. Have a rival?
No.
16. Name one thing you would change about the world if you could.
*sigh*.
17. What’s your idea of a great day?
..huh, I guess I don't have a lot of those.
18. What’s your idea of a horrible day?
Now these I certainly have more experience with.
19. Optimistic or pessimistic?
Hn. I've been told I'm a pessimist, but they're just being careless.
20. Good, evil or neutral?
Hn. This isn't science fiction.
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wow I never realized how boring Michael is without his monster.
Kevin
1. What is your sexual preference?
Uh, ha, women. maybe. At least it used to be.
3. Dom, sub or interchangeable?
I...wait, WHAT?
4. Are you currently in a committed relationship?
Hah, no.
5. Bare any ill will towards another of your creators characters?
I mean, I don't want to offend anyone. I don't really know enough to not like somebody.
6. Any special skills?
Umm....I don't know about "special". I'm pretty good with food, I guess.
7. What do you do for a living?
Hah, "living". No, I get it. Um, I do whatever they need me to do at this restaurant. This...special...restaurant...
8. Anyone here you could call friend?
Oh, yeah! Will is my friend, I think. He doesn't mind me hanging out with him all the time.
9. Morning person or night person?
I...don't really sleep...anymore...so......night? The sun makes me hungry.
10. Favorite food?
Hahah, why would you, ha, I don't really think that question is appropriate so let's just moveontothenextquestion, yeah?
11. Name the quickest way a person could get on your good side.
ooh, just being nice, I guess. Smiles are great.
12. Name the quickest way a person could get on your bad side.
Hmm...I'm sure there's a way, but I can't think of it.
13. Do you have a vice?
I...we don't need to...I mean not really it's just how else am I supposed to EAT, you know? I don't WANT to be like this! THERE'S...I DON'T...NO. CAN WE JUST DROP THIS...please...
14. Do you suffer from any mental handicaps?
mental handicaps? gosh, I hope not. I don't think so. I mean, unless you count the whole FOOD thing again, but you know.
15. Have a rival?
Hah, no. I'm not comfortable with competition.
16. Name one thing you would change about the world if you could.
Well maybe when people die they could actually die, like, a hundred percent of the time. That might save a lot of trouble.
17. What’s your idea of a great day?
Oh man, if I'm not hungry and nobody gets stressed or in a fight at work and Will is in a good mood, I'm SET.
18. What’s your idea of a horrible day?
Ugh, see all of the above, but in reverse.
19. Optimistic or pessimistic?
I...am...realistic?
20. Good, evil or neutral?
Uh, I mean, good, right? Ugh....
_________________________________________________________
0. Name of character and picture if possible.
Travis November, the one and only!
1. What is your sexual preference?
Hahah, I prefer it to be FUN.
3. Dom, sub or interchangeable?
Hn. Let's just say your mind is only safe around me if I /really/ like you, in which case you'll hopefully make it unsafe for me to be in your company.
4. Are you currently in a committed relationship?
Hahah, I suppose. It's a little twisted.
5. Bare any ill will towards another of your creators characters?
Of course not, friend. I make everyone likeable.
6. Any special skills?
Mmm, you clearly don't know who you're talking to. I can turn your subconscious inside out and make you love it.
7. What do you do for a living?
I own and operate the most magnificent carnival there ever was.
8. Anyone here you could call friend?
Hah, everyone is /my/ friend.
9. Morning person or night person?
I like the Night Life, quite passionately.
10. Favorite food?
Mmm, the only thing I miss about my home back in Louisiana.
11. Name the quickest way a person could get on your good side.
Compliments are always appreciated, especially when accompanied by some intelligence.
12. Name the quickest way a person could get on your bad side.
Ah. Ignorance is a suicide note, and I've got a pretty mean bad side to pull the trigger for you, friend.
13. Do you have a vice?
Heh. I wouldn't say so, but there are many who would disagree had they the chance.
14. Do you suffer from any mental handicaps?
Ahah, again a matter of perspective and opinion.
15. Have a rival?
Mm. I wouldn't allow that.
16. Name one thing you would change about the world if you could.
Anything I need to change, I do.
17. What’s your idea of a great day?
Every day is a great day at Marrow Carnival, of course!
18. What’s your idea of a horrible day?
Hm. Anything to do with my parents. Or my sisters. Or my past.
19. Optimistic or pessimistic?
I am an optimist of the most contageous nature.
20. Good, evil or neutral?
Why, good, of course. I won't give anyone the chance to disagree.
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0. Name of character and picture if possible.
Michael Markiwitz.
1. What is your sexual preference?
I don't.
3. Dom, sub or interchangeable?
Once again, I don't.
4. Are you currently in a committed relationship?
...I'm assuming you mean emotionally or sexually. No.
5. Bare any ill will towards another of your creators characters?
...There are plenty of people I don't like, and not many I do like.
6. Any special skills?
Plenty. Nothing exciting though.
7. What do you do for a living?
Primarily, I work.
8. Anyone here you could call friend?
...more of a constant, inexplicable, supernatural presence who will never go away.
9. Morning person or night person?
I don't look forward to either, I can rise early and stay up late without issue.
10. Favorite food?
Coffee.
11. Name the quickest way a person could get on your good side.
Make good decisions.
12. Name the quickest way a person could get on your bad side.
Make bad decisions.
13. Do you have a vice?
Only if you count things out of my control.
14. Do you suffer from any mental handicaps?
..........next quesion.
15. Have a rival?
No.
16. Name one thing you would change about the world if you could.
*sigh*.
17. What’s your idea of a great day?
..huh, I guess I don't have a lot of those.
18. What’s your idea of a horrible day?
Now these I certainly have more experience with.
19. Optimistic or pessimistic?
Hn. I've been told I'm a pessimist, but they're just being careless.
20. Good, evil or neutral?
Hn. This isn't science fiction.
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wow I never realized how boring Michael is without his monster.
