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I WILL NOT TAKE COMMISSIONS ON THIS ACCOUNT! WATCH AND NOTE  taryntheadventurer IF YOU WANT A COMMISSION!

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When Cookie Clicker comes out on Steam on September 1, make sure you DO NOT play it all day every day, letting it consume every aspect of your life, turning you into a sedentary fat slob NEET, pretending that every cookie being made is going directly into your gullet and fattening you up even more with their fatty goodness.

Do NOT let that happen. :)

Like the title says, Happy Hyperscat day, freaks! Park that flabby ass down on a park bench, or restaurant seat, or at work, and just FILL up your undies or diapers with unending amounts of shit! Don’t be embarrassed! Everyone else is gonna too, don’t you see how everyone is letting out rancid farts? That means they gotta shit! Have a great time with strangers and grope their asses while their holes start to gape from the hundreds of pounds of sloppy scat they’re gonna shit out! Then watch with lust as they start to play with it, make out with each other, fuck each other while wallowing in it! Hyperscat Day is just a day for every stranger to just have a massive orgy while making shits the size of buildings. Now, join in!

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Let’s welcome this new year by collectively taking fat shits in our pants, or all in my pants~

Totally understandable. You're so comfortable in bed, you can barely move anyways with all those hundreds of pounds of flab weighing you down, forcing your breathing to become near breathless wheezes. But I want to see how that belly sags to the floor. I love to watch it sway back and forth as you force your ham legs forwards and push it out of the way. I love to see your arms clutch your moobs as your heart pumps double time. I love to hear your wheezes grow louder and faster. All in the effort to move that 20 feet to get to the dinner table, loaded with junk food and fast food and carbonated sugary drinks. I want to see your bloated cheeks drop another loud, bulging, sloppy load into your underwear on the way, because you can't be bothered to find a toiled and haven't for months. I love watching you sweat like the pig you are, leaving a trail of what must be grease by this point, on the floor and walls as you pass. And you love it as much as I do. I know there's hundreds of loads trapped in your fupa and under your belly, lubing you up for even more cumshots. I bet there's so much down there that you could wash a car, eh piggy? Bah, you love it. You probably came just trying to make it halfway to the table. Don't worry, the chair's reinforced. Now keep moving, you disgusting obese hog. Sit your ass in that chair and mush that scat all over those globular cheeks. I want to watch you make a mess of yourself, getting food and sauce and pop all over your fat face and flabby moobs. Eat with your hands, that's all you deserve to eat with. No utensils for fat pigs like you.

Good boy.

What would it be? Would you be immensely morbidly obese? Impossibly muscular? Sweat soaked and stinking like you haven't showered in years? Gaping ass for total incontinence?

What kind of clothes would you wear? Maybe a shirt that doesn't even get to your belly button would look great. Or undies that have gone from pure white to disgustingly yellow or brown?

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BOO!!

Hahaha made you shit your pants~!

Now turn around and rub that shitbulge all over my dick, I need some brown pudding candy! <3