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Some things you should know about GuerillaSquirrel:
... Can throw a medium-sized nut for a distance of about 20 ft. ( Which is pretty far for a squirrel. )
... Hobbies include bungee-jumping, water-ski, mountain climbing, and quiet evenings alone, spent with a glass of fine wine, while plotting schemes for world domination.
... Is an expert in Gorilla warfare.
... Likes his molotov cocktails shaken, not stirred, with a hint of lime and a pinch of salt.
... Used to hang out with Chuck Norris, back when he was still cool -- Guess who taught him how to do decent roundhouse kicks... ? Precisely.
... Likes porn sometimes, but only on days that end with a "y".
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... Can throw a medium-sized nut for a distance of about 20 ft. ( Which is pretty far for a squirrel. )
... Hobbies include bungee-jumping, water-ski, mountain climbing, and quiet evenings alone, spent with a glass of fine wine, while plotting schemes for world domination.
... Is an expert in Gorilla warfare.
... Likes his molotov cocktails shaken, not stirred, with a hint of lime and a pinch of salt.
... Used to hang out with Chuck Norris, back when he was still cool -- Guess who taught him how to do decent roundhouse kicks... ? Precisely.
... Likes porn sometimes, but only on days that end with a "y".
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... I changed my avatar.
Yes, you may stare at his nuts.
But no touching!
Well, maybe if you ask him nicely.
Yes, you may stare at his nuts.
But no touching!
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also, how could i NOT fav an art from one of the OG grandpa enjoyers on this site
been watching since 2014 my dude
Happy holidays to you as well
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