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Flower-sniffer | Registered: January 1, 2015 07:01:04 PM
Dammit, THIS ISEN’T FURRYMATE!
Hmm, well in that case what is this site? Let me just look at the submissions here…
>Searching… 25% Hmm…
>Searching… 50% Uhh…
>Searching... 75% How can he get that big!?
>Searching... 100% Good, I understand now.
Let’s try this again.
I LOVE having sex all—the—time. It’s my favorite thing to do whenever I’ve got some fat to chew. My fursona is a hybrid between a wolf and a dragon. My wolf side can see through any material, stop people’s hearts, and transform into any Pokémon in all 6 Generations. My dragon side allows me to travel through time, have nearly impenetrable skin, and harness all the elements to do my bidding. His name is Drolf. He was created after two individuals, while walking to work one day, fell into a radioactive pit that the city neglected to caution passerbies about and melded together!
Hehehehe! Hahaha, HA!
I’m buggin’ you guys. The name's Trouble, and I'm a striped hyena- but not exclusively. Dad was spotted, Mom was striped. See, I got her beautiful patterning and rather pet-able (or so I've been told) mane and his anatomy... also, probably his more, hmm, degenerate quarks. Hey, you gotta work with the cards that were dealt to ya, right? Either or, I'm hyena through and through and damn proud of it! I writes stories and scripts, make music, and have been in the furry fandom for a longer time then I'd like to admit. Also, I'm a simple yeen. I see a yeen, I watch a yeen. We gotta stick together ya know.
And that's all he cackled!
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GayFurs Wait a moment... there's straight furrys?! No waaay Well, duh!
fahyenasMy jungle is a concrete one
TorontoFurs Fan service at it's finest... least I can do is return the favour
ZootopiaFansI click circles. You too should click circles, starting with this one
We demand rights!
The yote to my yeen! 
Sansuriel Wall of Acquaintances and Friends
Cons I've attended:
Bronycon 2012 and 2013, BronyCan 2014, Furnal Equinox 2014, MFF 2015 , Islington mini-con 2016, Furnal Equinox 2016
Con's I intend to make it to:
Furnal Equinox 2017, MFF 2016
Stats
Comments Earned: 278
Comments Made: 415
Journals: 1
Comments Made: 415
Journals: 1
Recent Journal
How bad can I be? (G)
10 years ago
Snagged this from 
Nightraver
This is updated regularly as I spiral more and more out of control :p
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
Cool, let's do this! I'm afraid of the results already...
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked (once) <--- hehehe, not anymore!
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs (no way, drugs are bad, kids)
TOTAL SO FAR: 9 (what a cheery start)
[x] taken painkillers (having one's tonsils removed calls for such drastic measures!)
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents (only when I was younger)
[x] lied to a friend, even for their own benefit (sometimes a lie is better then the truth...)
[ ] Snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone (not intentionally!)
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 16 (ok, I'm not too bad)
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night (at Laser Quest, yo. Where only the baddest of the bad dwell)
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair (do highlights count?)
[ ] been in an accident
[x] been to a club (Toronto's one and only HOWL!)
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 22 (Not the best boost to my score)
[x] been to a wild party
[x] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[x] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything (this is a rather broad question... so yes?)
[ ] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap (from time to time)
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD, even if it wasn't purchased by you
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[ ] dressed gothic, for any reason
[x] dressed girly, for any reason
[ ] dressed punk, for any reason
[ ] dressed grunge, for any reason
[x] stole something (A toony, once when I was young! I felt so bad about it later that I hid it)
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted (almost...)
[x] had a crush on a neighbour
[ ] had sex with a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 33
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car (If I install anything it explodes)
[ ] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (Eww no!)
[x] brushed your hair with someone else's hairbrush (probably?)
TOTAL SO FAR: 40 (good lord, I'm doing bad)
[ ] considered Ludicrous your favourite rapper (oh Ludicrous...)
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (biggest dick move)
[x] caught something on fire (too many things...)
[ ] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 46 (IS THERE ANY SORT OF REDEMPTION FOR MEH?)
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF (it's called poly when all parties agree)
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed (both of these occurred regularly before grade 10. Over grade ten and beyond, I taught those guys a thing or two about tenacity *evil grin*)
TOTAL SO FAR: 54
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence (hehehahahahHAHAHAHEHE!! All the time, and I'm damn proud of it.)
[ ] drank and drove (drank, yes, drove... never!)
[ ] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
BIG TOTAL: 61
Title: 51-60 [I'm a horrible person]
Rank up!
61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
~Hysterical HE"S DEAD
~Zxoe ANOTHER DOWN
~Trouble
NightraverThis is updated regularly as I spiral more and more out of control :p
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
Cool, let's do this! I'm afraid of the results already...
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked (once) <--- hehehe, not anymore!
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs (no way, drugs are bad, kids)
TOTAL SO FAR: 9 (what a cheery start)
[x] taken painkillers (having one's tonsils removed calls for such drastic measures!)
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents (only when I was younger)
[x] lied to a friend, even for their own benefit (sometimes a lie is better then the truth...)
[ ] Snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone (not intentionally!)
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 16 (ok, I'm not too bad)
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night (at Laser Quest, yo. Where only the baddest of the bad dwell)
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair (do highlights count?)
[ ] been in an accident
[x] been to a club (Toronto's one and only HOWL!)
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 22 (Not the best boost to my score)
[x] been to a wild party
[x] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[x] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything (this is a rather broad question... so yes?)
[ ] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap (from time to time)
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD, even if it wasn't purchased by you
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[ ] dressed gothic, for any reason
[x] dressed girly, for any reason
[ ] dressed punk, for any reason
[ ] dressed grunge, for any reason
[x] stole something (A toony, once when I was young! I felt so bad about it later that I hid it)
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted (almost...)
[x] had a crush on a neighbour
[ ] had sex with a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 33
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car (If I install anything it explodes)
[ ] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (Eww no!)
[x] brushed your hair with someone else's hairbrush (probably?)
TOTAL SO FAR: 40 (good lord, I'm doing bad)
[ ] considered Ludicrous your favourite rapper (oh Ludicrous...)
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (biggest dick move)
[x] caught something on fire (too many things...)
[ ] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 46 (IS THERE ANY SORT OF REDEMPTION FOR MEH?)
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF (it's called poly when all parties agree)
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed (both of these occurred regularly before grade 10. Over grade ten and beyond, I taught those guys a thing or two about tenacity *evil grin*)
TOTAL SO FAR: 54
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence (hehehahahahHAHAHAHEHE!! All the time, and I'm damn proud of it.)
[ ] drank and drove (drank, yes, drove... never!)
[ ] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
BIG TOTAL: 61
Rank up!
61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
~
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~Trouble
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