Real talk, folks. A big part of my day job is doing jingles for radio and TV. I don't talk about it much here because I like to keep the anthropomorphic illusion free and uncluttered. It's easier to be a goofy singing bear if you don't think about the products and services I've been paid to promote.

Since everyone is currently throwing artwork at Boozy Barrister, though, I decided this would be my fun little entry. This absolutely stretches the limits of the kind of demo I'll provide for free for clients; I spent less than two hours on it, there are no other singers than me, the performance is a bit sloppy, and hardly any care has been taken to achieve a broadcast-friendly mix. It also goes WAY over the 30 second time limit. Having said that, I like the spirit of the thing, even if it hits the higher limits of the cheeseometer. Sometimes it's important to have a good time, and I have now had it!

Icon clipped from artwork by Sutter.

Lyrics:

So you were served with a C&D
Call the badger, the boozy barrister!
Banned from an event which has ceased to be
Call the badger, the boozy barrister!

Problems with the board of your non-profit
Ignored too long can be catastrophic
As long as you pay his non-negotiable deposit
He’ll stick to the facts and cut through the gossip

Okay, so his language is a little salty
Call the badger, the boozy barrister!
He’ll have a beverage single malty
(or at least, you know, fermented, whatever)

He’s our favorite fandom crasher,
The boozy barrister badger!

The boozy barrister may or may not be a badger and is not legally bound to this species. Representation guaranteed once your check clears. Offer does not apply to Sovereign Citizens.