How to Tell if you are Turning into a Fox, in three easy steps!

Step 1: Exercise self-awareness. That means actually stopping what you're doing for several moments, lest it be on a TV or the internet. It will be difficult. Challenging. Not many are accustomed to spending time not being on the internet, but the sake of your well-being as a person who is not a fox, you will need to tough it out. Don't worry, it will be over soon, and you can return to a purely virtual existence. I promise.

Step 2: Examine your body. Your ravishing, wonderful body that nobody can ever tell you otherwise. I know, it's absolutely beautiful as it is, and you just can't take your eyes off it when you admire yourself in the mirror. In this situation, however, it's paramount that you let your precious ego run rampant and give yourself a thorough, detailed examination all over your gorgeously radiant self. Keep your clothes on, though; this is not THAT kind of examination.

Step 3: Summation. Note any and all fox components that you may have on your body. Here's a quick cheat-sheet as a reference to help you:

Foxes have:
- 2 ears
- 2 eyes
- 1 nose
- 1 mouth
- 2 arms, protruding out of shoulders
- 2 legs, protruding out of hips
- 1 torso, joining the aforementioned arms and legs together in the middle
- some hair, on various parts of the body, colors vary
- sometimes a tail, though sometimes not; it depends

Do you have most of, or all of, these components on your person? If so, then you are becoming a fox, and you should seek immediate assistance.