There's this Chinese takeout place in a mini-mall near my home that I've probably walked by over a thousand times going to and from the grocery store. Today, it occurred to me that I couldn't even remember when was the last time I had Chinese and decided to give it a shot.

This was the fortune inside my cookie.

If it's not legible enough, it says "You may not be the main course, but you're definitely the tasty side dish".

Hm. Yeah, that checks out.

I and many others across the multiverse who share my name may be highly predatory, but the human who keeps us all organized from the real world has lately more closely been identifying with Puck or Cassian, both of whom are 100% prey.

Just thought I'd share this because... Well, what are the odds that the first fortune cookie I've cracked open in years would have this in it?