Frederick: Well, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you

I did not care for DnD

Arisu: What?

Frederick: Did not care for DnD

Uhg.

Arisu: How can you even say that, Fred?

Frederick: Didn't like- Didn't like it.

Arisu: Frederick, it's so good. It's like the perfect RPG.

Frederick: I- This is what everyone always says. Whenever they say, it's like, "Oh my..." Everyone always says-

Keen: Dungeon Masters, Create your own Adventures I mean,

Frederick: Listen-

Keen: You never see- Kobolds?!

Frederick: I know, l uh eh, FINE fine stuff, did not like the game.

Arisu: Why not?

Frederick: Did not- couldn't get into it.

Arisu: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?

Frederick: It insists upon themself, Arisu.

Arisu: What?

Frederick: it insists upon themself.

Arisu: What does that even mean?

Keen: 'CAUSE IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE, IT'S INSISTING!

Frederick: It takes forever gettin' in. Yo spend nearly six and a half hours, and then- You know, I can't even get through it, I can't even finish the game. I've never even seen the ending.

Keen: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ENDINGS TO YOUR ADVENTURES?!

Perry: Well, how can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?


Arisu: I agree with Perry, it's not really fair.

Keen: It's outrageous.

Frederick: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through them on VCs. And I- I get to the scenes where you gotta make lore-

Arisu: Yeah, It's a great part-

Keen: And rob-

Arisu: I love that part.

Frederick: It's NOT a great-

Keen: It's been noted in every annal.

Frederick: I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like there speaking a different lan- That's where I lose interest and I walk away.

Arisu: you know what, Frederick?

Keen: They're speaking GLOOKABLACH!

Arisu: The language they're speaking is a language of creativity, something you don't understand.

Frederick: I like The Game Of Life. That is my answer to that statement.

Arisu: Exactly.

Frederick: Well there you go.

Arisu: Whatever.

Keen: I like that game too.
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Keen: - © superdrake2017
Arisu: - © arisuvixen
Perry - © perrygoat