(i messed up and had to reupload this oops)

i was in the mood to design some villains and do some worldbuilding so i finally got off my ass and started fleshing out PDcorp's subsidiaries/board of directors. now i can have a whole boardroom of evil corpo bastards that hate each other. i like making evil bastards

lance:
-extremely neurotic, on the verge of losing it at all times
-really wants greenback's job
-hobbies incude cost-cutting and throwing used car batteries in the ocean
-denies all cannibal allegations

veronica:
-cold, heartless, literally and figuratively venomous
-constntly butts heads with dr. schleimmann's PD Chemical
-developed and patented the antidote to her own venom for bargaining purposes
-divorced 11 times

patti:
-nepotism hire, has no skills
-acts pretty and devours burgers while billy and jimmy make all the actual decisions for DB's direction
-has to be fitted for a new wardrobe every 3 weeks
-favourite menu item: the 10x Turret Burger with extra bacon and cheese

stanley:
-thinks he's a genius but has no idea what he's doing
-drinks raw water
-has turned billions of dollars of funding into a single delivery app for Dragon Bites
-convinced his brother skip to buy crypto off him