Since some people really do have a hard on for being overweight, I thought it would be perfect to make fun of them in a way that isn't obviously making fun of actual IRL weight gain artists who use sites like this, so the dum dum were-aykroyd saga was born and so was Storytime with Bonzi. That way I am less likely to get complaints from artists who act like I am vilifying them.

It's parody stuff, people, not real, don't come crying to me if you get triggered.