Hey there, Alavarryn. It's almost Christmas! You know what that means? It means Santa's coming, presents under the tree, the whole shebang. Oh, I see. You actually wish to help Santa in delivering presents? Hmm...well, he has nine other reindeer that help him with that, and I don't think you can pass as a reindeer or an elf. Well, maybe if you hide your wings and horns, then maybe...here, let me help you...

There, that's as good as you're going to get. Maybe if Santa isn't wearing his glasses during inspection, he'll let you pass. Oh, and there's no bathroom breaks during the delivery of all those presents. The reindeer have trained for it, but you'll have to be padded up for the long flight. Hopefully you won't need a change while out there as Santa will be too busy for that...

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