The presents are finished, the sleigh is all packed, the jackalopes are harnessed, the whip yet to crack. "Get ready oh Spitzen, get steady oh Dunder, now everyone listen, lets not make a blunder!"

The yeti all festive and full of delight, all decked out in red, green, yellow and white. He gets nods from his penguins, he knows all is right. "This evening is Kristmas, let's fly through the night!"

The jackalopes get ready, they won't make a folly, they need to fly true, to keep the big yeti jolly. The runway is clear, a gleam in their stare, they sprint, then they gallop, then soar through the air.

Kris Kringle, he beams, and lets out a yell. "This weather is splendid, let's hope all goes well." He flies through the evening, "All these kids have been nice. Let's visit their dwellings, I've checked my list twice."

They land on the first home and try to be quiet, if they frighten the children it would be quite a riot. As the yeti decends through a passage unknown, no one knows how he enters for a creature so grown.

The eggnog is waiting, the sirloin just right, the parents have paid tribute on this holiday night. He lays out the presents, and last but not least, he fills up their stockings, then devours his feast.

The clock is still ticking, so hurry he must, there's more present to give, or the evening's a bust. "The evening is young, but no time to delay. Merry Kristmas!" he snarls, as he remounts his sliegh.

So they fly through the twilight and deposit the gifts, the penguins were thorough, not a single one missed. The jolly old yeti did give out a yawn, as they finished their mission at the approach of dawn.

The evening triuphant, it was quite the sight, now the yeti and party would turn in for the night. The sliegh put away as they return to his keep. "Merry Kristmas to all, now I'm going to sleep."

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Yeti Kris Kringle, Dunder and Spitzen © Evil Petting Zoo
Kristmas carol © Evil Petting Zoo
Artwork by the fantastic  kabukihomewood.