bunabi:

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don’t even care anymore

January  18 39560 ♡ Via

rjshepherd:

WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME SOUNDWAVE IS A DJ IN THE TFP WII GAME?????

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DJ SOUNDWAVE: IN THE HOUSE

daftpatience:

i had a dream that when you looked up “gougar” this was the meme you got instead of the actual one

a large, unclear animal pouncing from the upper left to the bottom right, jaw wide open. all we see is its underbelly and open mouth. it's rather wide with little paws. no ears or eyes are visible from this angle.ALT

speedlimit15:

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

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datadegroove:

datadegroove:

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

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averagefairy:

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

January  18 88588 ♡ Via

jennyforeigner:

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was “can’t decide a new years resolution”. I can’t think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

January  18 54579 ♡ Via

petulantworm:

intrigd-voyagr:

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

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When your doctor prescribes you the generic

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fireache:

hotvampireadjacent:

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chronosamurai:

higgsfigs:

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

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That shit was SCARY!!!

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

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Originally posted by thelaziestmotherfucker

January  18 121975 ♡ Via

mr sandman

adhdwerewolfgf:

thesylverlining:

redpyros:

man me a sand

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

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i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

January  18 593960 ♡ Via

joy-and-whimsy-official:

haridraws:

Did you ever look at the 1996 VW Harlequin Golf and bask in its joyful colour scheme and think, where’s all the colour and whimsy gone in design? What do we lose when joy and individuality and personal expression get crushed away in favour of the most plain and broadly palatable decoration in a world solely focused on profits and resale value? Did you ever get inspired to grasp FUN AND WHIMSY and hold it tight to your chest, and perhaps paint your kitchen like that car and destroy the property value of your house?

a pic of the 1996 harlequin golf VW, each different bit of the car is a different bright colour including cyan and yellowALT

anyway follow your dreams

a pic of my NEWLY PAINTED kitchen, each different cabinet is now painted bright cyan, yellow or a green shade betweenALT

Official joy and whimsy post

gayteensupreme:

spiribia:

The thing about character design theory is I really think we shouldn’t just keep reinforcing our “this is what a sneaky and untrustworthy character looks like, this is what a threatening and intimidating character looks like, this is what an innocent character worth protecting looks like, this is what a smart and competent character looks like, this is what a man looks like vs what a woman looks like” conventions like they’re innate human wiring that we tap into scientifically and not like, heavily societal

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NOT staying in the tags on my watch

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adonischildsupportcase:

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