Stranger things season 5 is legitimately one of the worst seasons of television ever to publicly air. And then there'll be a scene with joe keery and gaten or sadie and caleb and it feels like you're watching fucking succession with the difference in acting quality compared to everyone else

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

heterosexual women, i am holding your hand while i say this. please… enough. haven’t we endured enough?

I love "never kill yourself!!!" as a declaration about good news like. However it comes with the unshakeable curse of "not suitable for all group situations."

Our favorite lunch spot near the office is coming back after it closed last year and never kill y--never k--neve--yay 🙂🎉 yay fellow coworkers 🙂🎉yay my fellow coworkers I work with 🙂🎉yay Teams chat

Coworkers and I just learned that my favorite weekday bus route is switching to run 7 days a week and NEVER KI—NEVER K—NEVER GIVE UP!! NEVER GIve up on your DREAMS fellow coworkers!!!!! 👏👏👏

I am on the bus line right now on Sunday and it is so extremely convenient for where I’m going on this snowy weekend day and since I’m NOT at work NEVER KILL YOURSELF! NEVER KILL YOURSELF! BUS LINE IMPROVEMENT NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!! NEVER KILL YOURSELF BUS RIDERS!!!!

went to the pub for a drink on my first real day off in over a week and watched the girl behind the bar drop the entire cash drawer on the floor in the middle of the rush and then just stare at it at her feet for like a solid two minutes

okay question for the people

been on tumblr so long i can't always tell if my brain has had a Thought or im just remembering a shitpost

anyway a voice in my head has begun chanting "THE VILLAINOUS POLYCULE! THE VILLAINOUS POLYCULE!" so. do with that what you will

ok hater time whats the worst job youve ever had…either for the job itself sucking or the people or Whatever. mine was a summer seasonal position doing groundskeeping for a school district basically entailed weed whacking from 7-3 every weekday in the hot sun.

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

No I'm not stressed. No don't look at how much knitting I've done. No correlation.

*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ...................well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner

les mis fandom on pinterest: SQUEEEE omg enjolras is so cute and i HATE that stupid annoying cosette!

les mis fandom on tumblr: okay so grantaire just hit the second tower

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

it’s really important that everyone read daniel lavery’s sir gawain and the green knight parody

BBC Merlin + text posts, after how long :')