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Romantic relationships have fairly concrete social rituals and rules for how to test the waters of a potential romantic relationship, to officially enter a romantic relationship, and to formally dissolve a romantic relationship that is no longer working out.

Platonic "friendship" relationships have none of these rituals or rules, which leaves me in a permanent state of "are we friends?" "how long have we been friends" and "how can I escape this friendship I'm no longer interested in."

Seriously, there being no socially recognized acceptable way to "break up" in a friendship is deeply frustrating and distressing, and causes me to remain in relationships I am trying to escape while trying to find a socially acceptable way to do so.

Without a method of recognizing a friendship officially, or dissolving it, I'm left in a nightmare half-state where I'm trying to ghost someone as politely as possible until they get the message. There should be a better way!

(for the socially anxious who see this message, it's not about you. its not about anyone. It's about the social problem.)

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this

(deeply, earnestly concerned) but hes not wearing heels and a mini skirt... how will he be empowered enough to fight supervillains?

robot girl who says .rar instead of rawr

you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove

aborted grilled cheese: i would have loved to be grilled. if I existed.

This fanfiction shit is easy

when the time loop gets to the part where they start committing suicide in different ways every day

Hey you. Yes you.

C’mere.

*throws you into the last game you played again*

Now with some adjustments based on how it went last time!

listen. To me. I am the owner of the one and only 24k gold lajesse. Me. Me alone

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

i ship them but in an infinitely more nuanced and aromantic way than you ever will

Huh? My pronouns? [stares off into the distance cooly as thousands of images flash before my eyes] Hmph. Trust me. You don't wanna know. [takes a sip of my Hard Liquor For Mysterious Strangers] You don't want any part of that world... Hmph.... You're better off never knowing, kid.

I'm in the war on fatness on the side of fatness