mwg-7:

teathattast:

sound: [ON]

here’s the caption from twitter

dulect:

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

misteryada:

sahania:

Oh hey where’d this fucking SNIPER ROUND COME FROM

cardinalbirb asked: *reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

•  if a crocodile eats your dad they become your new dad
  
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you know too much

louisloveeleanor:

vardaesque:

420stuck:

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

exactly