Too old for this shit

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

another hilarious example:

my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is

this was a historical moment in television

Apparently the rights to do this set back the budget for the rest of the season to like $5 and a peanut butter sandwich but it was abso-fucking-lutely worth every red cent

nobody asked but its very funny that this is the top post of all time in the adhd women subreddit

@fuckersupreme

I've been thinking about this all day.

we’re well into january we need to put fuckedelf back into the christmas decoration box

Dont forget me

i would do anything to forget you you son of a bitch

my current favourite person on tiktok is this guy who has a giant advent calendar that his brother made him and every box has a completely unrelated thing in it that ranges from a pile of sand to a pack of One Piece cards to a button that has his own mother's voice recorded on it saying, "Riley, I'm so disappointed in you." he's been ranking them at the end of every video and so far the pile of sand has a higher ranking than the little box of chocolates he received for day five. I can't believe he has under 3000 followers because this is the funniest bit I've seen in a long time

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

Truly the best possible outcome this post could've had

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

Really funny screenshot out of context