i don’t think i ever shared my collages here, so here’s one of my favourites :) it’s about how much esketamine helped with my treatment resistant depression
i hadn’t made a collage in like a year before this
actually hey pull over there’s a gas station in this town where a guy named Tongue Eater will make you the best turkey sandwich you ever have had. he’s really nice and he loves to put turkey into the deli slicer and listen to milk rhythms.
you never heard of milk rhythms? milk rhythms is a type of music that’s supposed to make you lactate. it doesn’t work but that’s the idea behind it. Tongue Eater says he just likes how it sounds though.
he used to be in a band back when i knew him but i’m not sure if it’s still going on because i heard the bassist get turned vegan and couldn’t abide tongue eater’s powerful turkey stench. they were called “curd smack”. it wasnt exactly milk rhythms though but you could heard the influence.
but yeah Grackle (that the bassist) got turned vegan. kinda a bummer. nothing against vegans it’s just Grackle got turned against her will. she had been seeing a hypnotist for sleep reasons but it turned out she couldnt pay so the hypnotist turned her vegan as revenge. He knew it would drive a wedge between Grackle and Tongue Eater.
anyway if you want the sandwich i’m buying. Tongue Eater gives me a discount bc i helped him out once with a paper he was working on on symmetry groups. We were in the same crystallography program in grad school. did i not mention that? well that’s how I know him.
it’s a good sandwich. cranberry relish, mustard, the works. And i know what you’re thinking; don’t worry. He’s not gonna eat your tongue lol. He doesn’t do that anymore. Not without permission
i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p
love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.
demon
run.
“Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
