Prettiest cat In all of Paris

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

I gotta add this one

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

Shadow gets a phone 👍

off my chest

Danny & Clockwork swap

bet @half-eaten-baguetteee

A goth and her ghost

(Happy Halloween)

interrupting patrol

secret santa gift for @/colorpearple on Twitter

passion dies