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    Prettiest cat In all of Paris

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    I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

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    I mean. Just devastating 😭

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    This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

  • Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

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    You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

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    I gotta add this one

  • he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

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  • “Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

    I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

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    Shadow gets a phone 👍

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    off my chest

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    Danny & Clockwork swap

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    A goth and her ghost


    (Happy Halloween)

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    i like smartie johnson johanson and big mclargehuge

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    interrupting patrol

    secret santa gift for @/colorpearple on Twitter

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    passion dies

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