So I’ve been thinking about doing this for awhile now (Or at least ever since I found out writing commissions were a thing lol) and since writing is more my strong suit than drawing, I figured it would be good to finally make a proper post with prices.

If you are interested in my writing, I have a couple of fanfics on my Ao3 that you can read here for reference

Bolded are things that I specialize in

Things I will do:

• Angst
  
• Fluff
  
• Humor
  
• Hurt/Comfort
  
• Crossovers
  
• OCs
  
• Self insert fics
  
• Reader/canon ships
  
• AUs
  
• Otp and Ot3+
  
• Gore
  
• Horror
  
• Self-harm/suicide/trauma
  
• Romantic ships
  
• Platonic ships
  
• Short stories
  
• Found Family
  
• Gen
  
• Nsfw
  

Basically anything sfw

Things I will not do (Based on personal preference, no judgement here)

• Real Person Fiction
  
• Incest
  
• Adult/Minor ships
  
• Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics
  
• Character bashing my favs (Just dm me for details)
  
• Rape/Non-Con shown in a positive light (angst is fine)
  

Fandoms I will write for:

• Team Fortress 2
  
• Ducktales
  
• The Owl House
  
• HLVRAI
  
• Detroit Become Human
  
• The Magnus Archives
  
• Stellar Firma
  
• I Am In Eskew
  
• The Adventure Zone Balance (I haven’t listened to the other ones yet)
  
• Rick and Morty
  
• One Punch Man
  
• My Hero Academia
  
• Bojack Horseman
  
• Good Omens
  
• Infinity Train
  
• Stardew Valley
  
• Slime Rancher
  
• Interviews With Monster Girls
  
• Zombieland Saga
  
• Osomatsu-san
  
• Hollow Knight
  
• Mob Psycho 100
  
• Danny Phantom
  
• LazyTown
  
• Humans Are Space Orcs
  
• Steven Universe
• Homestuck

You can request other fandoms, but I cannot guarantee that I will be familiar with them or the characters involved. Any other fandoms I think of will be added to the list

Prices:

• 1 page (500 words) = $5
  
• 2 pages (1000 words) = $10
  
• 3 pages (1500 words) = $15
  

Any additional pages are also $5 per page

Other commission links:

• Pearlsona Adoptables
  

guy on tiktok pointed out some billionaire bunker plans have STAFF like they dream of a post apocalyptic future where they're still being waited on by people. goodbye. imagine having to work in someone's bunker i'm fucking killing all of us 😃

Some people have run thought experiments on this wherein when those bunkers actually go into use, the (class) status of everyone inside effectively means nothing. If you have a staff or security detail with you in the bunker, as soon as those doors are locked you are getting jumped and ripped to shreds unless you have some INSANE high-tech contingencies that run on pure fantasy.

"Finally, the CEO of a brokerage house explained that he had nearly completed building his own underground bunker system, and asked: “How do I maintain authority over my security force after the event?” The event. That was their euphemism for the environmental collapse, social unrest, nuclear explosion, solar storm, unstoppable virus, or malicious computer hack that takes everything down.

This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from raiders as well as angry mobs. One had already secured a dozen Navy Seals to make their way to his compound if he gave them the right cue. But how would he pay the guards once even his crypto was worthless? What would stop the guards from eventually choosing their own leader?

The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers – if that technology could be developed “in time”."

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

World Heritage Post

Oh yeah, wimbledon has a guy.

His name is James Bond, though he is not a fan of 007.

writing goals for 2026 ✨

to write

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

It bothers me so much that the healthcare system relies so much on the patient's ability to advocate for themselves, organize their history, and be so persistent against every medical “professional” who says there’s nothing wrong/they can do. But so many struggle with fatigue, brain fog, and face such ingrained systemic barriers, that the people who need and deserve help and support can’t access it.

I saw something recently that resonated with me: “Access shouldn't depend on who has the energy to fight for it.” And I’ve never agreed with anything more.

yeah i like this style alot

He is the anime now

kiss this babey

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

As I said, one-and-three-quarter years ago:

If you're going to take away kids' smartphones, then give them back the streets.

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white