PSA: The pullout method and testosterone are NOT useful at preventing pregnancy.

Do NOT rely on these to prevent pregnancy

TESTOSTERONE IS NOT BIRTH CONTROL!!!!

PRECUM CAN CONTAIN SPERM

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yeah we're all under the weather stupid that stuff is freaking high up😭

yeah we’re all under

the weather stupid that stuff

is freaking high up😭

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

always be sure to follow people with differing viewpoints in order to broaden your own mindset

you know what's wrong with me? i like information

hmm

@vague-magnus-archives

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

“egg”

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

manchineel perfec t place for rest under in rain

RATING: 🟢 RELIABLE 🟢

Manchineel do fit the description here. There are noted for being sweet smelling and tasting, with a large stone insisde.

From Britannica: 'The sweet-scented fruits are borne singly or in pairs and range in color from yellow to reddish. The fruit contains a hard stone that encloses six to nine seeds.'

The most common reaction to ingestion seems to be oral blistering with burning sensation, rather than numbness. However, as this individual claims to have licked and not eaten any, this could account for the descrepancy.

From Britannica: 'Consumption of the fruits is potentially lethal and frequently causes burnlike blisters in the mouth and esophagus.'

Whether it's the most deadly fruit in the world is difficult to say, as there isn't enough data on the subject, but it is highly toxic and frequently considered one of most deadly. Howstuffworks claims the species is 'Known as the most dangerous tree in the world.'

It is often called the death apple tree, apparently named by Spanish invadors.

From Howstuffworks.com: 'The manchineel's small apple-like fruit definitely won't keep the doctor away — it packs such a poisonous punch that the Spanish conquistadors called it the manzanilla de la muerte or little apple of death. This ominous name may sound extreme, but history shows that indigenous peoples used the sap to poison their arrows and contaminate the water supply of the invading Spaniards.'

It is also true that sitting under it during rain can cause harm to skin.

From Britannica: 'The milky sap of the leaves and bark contains an irritating chemical called phorbol, which generates a strong allergic skin reaction. Raindrops falling through the tree can collect phorbol and burn a person standing underneath.'

The claim that 'manchineel perfec t place for rest under in rain' is subjective. Humans may not enjoy the burning skin element, but the striped iguana might think it's the perfect place for a rest, as they're immune to toxic elements of tree.

From Howstuffworks.com: "And it provides a safe home and full belly for one lucky reptile — the garrobo, or striped iguana of Central and South America. Immune to its poison, the garrobo has the tree all to itself."

I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.

And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.

And it's like.

I don't think radfems go outside.

Yeah I said something similar yesterday but we can NOT let what happened to Renee Good cloud what happened to everyone else at the hands of these SS Demons!!!

Because we can’t disregard one person if we’re for human rights!

Sounds hot

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

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I'm reddit op. I'm not watching fly i know my limits with horror

I’m reddit op. I’m

not watching fly i know my

limits with horror

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

When I'm on the toilet I enjoy engaging in correspondence