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We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year
I hope this clears things up
What the fresh fuck
Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.
Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."
Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?
At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.
No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.
"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.
I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.
This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).
It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.
Thank you, that means a lot coming from you, @unyanizedcatboys
first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel
second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock
third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson
fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus
the funny thing is. I originally typed out "fifth rule of fandom is everything goes back to gilgamesh & enkidu" but then I thought 'no, I can't trust that people will be familiar with the epic of gilgamesh'
I should have known. nerd ass website.
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
neoriqua asked:
WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE BIGB FOR MCYTBLR SEXY MAN !!!!!
1. i love joe a lot, but he already claimed his crown, let's give a chance to someone else
2. master manipulator. gaslight king. you love to see it
3. when he became a creaking??? hello??? very seccy ???? his rejects skin also ?? come on now
4. when you're not watching his pov you have no idea what his motivations and thoughts are. when you DO watch his pov you know even less. his actions are not to be understood, he just Does stuff.
5. he's a betrayer, he killed his ally and then changed his identity, that's so sexy man coded (trust)
6. please
7. TRAPS. VOTE FOR THE TRAPS THE BICEPS. he's considered sexy by his fellow lifers, so it must be objectively true. i bet the lifers would vote for him. hashtag be like the lifers hashtag vote for bigb
8. he's so underrated, he deserves a win, at least for a few rounds longer
9. please
umcytblrsexyman answered:
!!
I think you're due for a big day. I'm gonna call the higher ups, pull some strings. you'll have to meet me halfway but it'll be a big day today
we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating
more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress
thanks to this post I am learning things about baseball against my will 👍
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