

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock
ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
yeah id be offended too if i spent 60 euro on a chair and no one would sit on it. valid reaction
A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY
tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
super mario sunshine
To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.
Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout