targetedknowledge:

transmechanicus:

poolboyvmprmansion:

transmechanicus:

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

lonelyroommp3:

the thing is in hindsight i do think the hipster vs fandom blog dichotomy was a completely real and true phenomenon because to this day i will come across a social media post, youtube video, trend forecast article, etc that namedrops “2013 tumblr” and with the absolute bare minimum of context clues you can IMMEDIATELY tell whether they had a soft grunge blog or whether they were yelling about their ovaries exploding in the reblogs of a benedict cumberbatch gifset and it is ALWAYS one of those two extremes

bluebudgie:

if you (you reading this) pick up a pencil and start drawing for the very first time in your life tomorrow and you barely manage to draw a stick figure please know that your crooked stick figure fucks a million times harder than any “polished” concept art a computer will ever output

gradschoolcryptid:

cannibalchicken:

bobdylanyaoi:

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

kitnapz:

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

widogasted:

b33tlejules:

can i come over and do this at you

raisinchallah:

ok enough regular fujoshi media we need to investigate how writing about men fucking is actually proxy sex between women we need a story about two womens increasingly codependent and toxic online friendship built on writing slash fiction together escalating to doing sex roleplay on instant messengers pretending to be their favorite ship to get better at writing so they can really embody the mind of the characters obviously and talking one of the women thru her divorce and their weird emotionally blurred and toxic friendship as the more talented friend keeps leveraging her popularity and control over a major fanfic site in the fandom to keep control over the rapidly deteriorating friendship and they have weird phone sex and one of them realizes they are gay for real and gets a girlfriend whos jealous of how much time shes spending online and the friendship eventually explodes and one of them goes on to get published and the other woman shows up at her book signing and its the first time they have ever seen each other face to face but only one of them knows who the other is

radiofreeslowzone:

this bus just never came and im pretty sure was sucked into a time vortex

toskarin:

may have secured funding

darkcomedies:

darkcomedies:

this may be unethical but if we introduced bonobos to edible marijuana i think they’d love it

they would love weed gummies ^-^

akiangsl:

I dont like uncertainty i need to know everything now

3liza:

i dont think KNow Your Meme gets enough credit for how seriously they archive information. i use them as a historical research source constantly. i personally have never found any false information on their site, im sure they make mistakes and i just havent personally seen any because i havent happened to be well-versed in the particular event where the error was made, but the format of their research is extremely citation-heavy. this has been especially true of how they link to tumblr posts that originated memes etc. no one else is keeping track of this information in this way

loveridden1999:

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she’s gone as soon i get to know her