schrodingers-blursed-kitty:

I think it would be very cool to be able to breathe underwater. Expressly for the purpose of sitting on the seafloor and closing your eyes and blocking out noise except for the water. So peaceful. I think that would fix me

caesarsaladinn:

doing a reverse mary sue self-insert where you make up an oc and give them all of your worst personality traits

mothmanfucker2:

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

dridelus:

n1a:

nyaa:

ただのたろすけ@tadanotarosuke

kragehund-est:

it actually is insane to me that it’s a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you’re not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you’re getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it’s not that you don’t know what half the human population wants, that’s irrelevant. you don’t know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

mournfulroses:

James Joyce, from a letter to Nora Barnacle Joyce, featured in The Selected Letters of James Joyce

devils-yui:

Reposting this so it gets to the right people!!

Edit: Saline beats milk—it is AGAINST the usage of pouring milk into your eyes. It is suggesting that if you do not have access to a saline solution or water somehow, milk is your far LAST resort. It’s not a substitute. Use WATER above all else, it’s incredibly accessible