cotton-corduroy:

i take it back ads on this site rules, actually

reactions from 3 year olds to my newly bald head:

• (repeatedly, from multiple children) “how did you do that…”
• 🧍
• “but…that’s not fair!”
• *multiple children laying hands on my head like some kind of church revival situation*
• “I took your hairs!” *evil laugh*
• bonus: after a child asked me why and how I did it and I explained she said “oh…” then sat down and said “did you know martin luther king jr. got killed because someone didn’t like him? [sister] told me that. she said martin luther king had big muscles”

so a lot going on. today

flopugh:

Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

plantbard:

dogpuppy:

Believe women

michaelnordeman:

Ice on the pond. Värmland, Sweden (January 19, 2020).

I was supposed to work on my application essay this weekend and I Did Not. but. well. it will probably happen eventually……….

kuttithevangu:

You’ll express an independent opinion you came up with by thinking and people online will be like oh so you’re aligning yourself with the Bingbongborgel Mafia??? And if you look it up the bingbongborgel mafia is a kind of extremophile subgroup of discourse posters whose opinions have like 5% overlap with yours, their specialized vocabulary means their posts are only halfway comprehensible, and there’s only four of them

dappledwithshadow:

Self portrait. At the Toilette
Zinaida Serebriakova - 1909
Tretyakov Gallery - Moscow (Russia)
Painting - oil on cardboard

6balls:

dadwife:

6balls:

kind of twink poisoned again. tbh with you all

he posted this before even seeing the latest twink btw

ALT

remember when this fucking happened he posted this like 2 hours after I had this meltdown and then passed out . his fucking crocs though. or whatever. I need to. something

coming out as a member of the bald headed community (I shaved my head)

mino2aur:

mino2aur:

mino2aur:

mino2aur:

where is he i must see him

oh yes

the sprinkles. the use of the word “reclaimed”. the implication that somebody made the “im a little guy and its my birthday” joke at a man so many times and he, instead of considering if he was doing something wrong, made a pride flag

it’s the perfect image