my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this
i had a dream i was at a party and this girl was avoiding me and someone was like "yeah she said you weirded her out during covid" and i said "what, no i didn't" and i checked my messages and the first & only text i sent to her in 2020 was a 6 minute long video of a knight dismembering another knight with a sword
water before coffee - the world is sweet like toffee
coffee before water - one thousand years of slaughter
Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.
[Transphobes not welcome]
you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh
playing fsa for the first time, so here's a sketch dump
The sweetest thing I ever saw Was you asleep and dreaming.
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