Short Insomniac

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

WELCOME TO MY 🔥BLOG🔥

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  • My name is Bentley (allegedly)
  • My pronouns are he/him!
  • I am tme
  • I am a clown
  • I am an adult
  • I love many things, such as movie, emoji, myself, music, poetry, and YOU!
  • I have many skills. Do not ask me about them.

DNI: assholes, bastards, bitches, my ex husband, anti-emoji people, redditors, dog haters, dog likers

LINKS: Tunetown - my music server, pronouns.page, spotify, last.fm

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🎠🎪🌩ENJOY YOUR STAY HERE, FUCKO!🌩🎪🎠

Pinned Post bentley's bitching blog intro 😈🤟 id in alt text joking in the dni. i dont care if you use reddit or what your opinion on dogs is
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intrntgrlz

the discussion around ozempic frustrates me. ozempic in of itself isn't the issue here. the issue is that people in the medical field are allowing people to abuse a drug that's intended to treat type 2 diabetes for weight loss

intrntgrlz

idk just stop demonizing these medications. some people actually need them and they are actually very effective for helping with diabetes management. the fact that they are used outside of that context is not the fault of diabetics. not everyone on ozempic or mounjaro or any other diabetes medications that are used for off label purposes are doing it for said off label purposes. i am on mounjaro because my diabetes is very poorly maintained with pills alone. some people literally need these medications to avoid kidney failure or liver failure or any other complication associated with diabetes. the issue is fatphobia and the way doctors are willing to allow people to abuse these medications. stop demonizing necessary medications for diabetics. stop it

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erodingsinner

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

isuggestgetfatter

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

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going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

caustic-pixie

OP the tags!!

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doginstrument
motherfucker-unlimited

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This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.

"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."

motherfucker-unlimited

Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.

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