Museum of Modern Trash

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sophie531896273240810891

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

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i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

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bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

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lew-basnight

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

ir0n-angel

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OOO reblog
entomolog-t
becdecorbin

extreme size difference couples with one partner being too big to fit in a normal double bed and even then sinking into it and their partner slides next to them

ahahahaha

haha. I find that stuff super cute

is this a “draw the squad” thing? heck I’d like to see stuff like this. size difference is Great

fattyatomicmutant

Solution is the little one sleeps on top of the big one!

becdecorbin

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you know what? that works.

LMAO SPOON I HAD NO IDEA YOU MADE THIS ONE ORIGINALLY g/t giant tiny reblog art hoard
entomolog-t
so-very-small

“Oh- Hello little guy! Are you a borrower? Do-“

“No, you gotta listen to me, I’m a normal sized person who’s been shrunk and I need help.”

“Oh my god, yeah, of course. What do you need?”

“I’m too fucking small to hit my elfbar and it’s been two hours without nicotine and I’m losing my goddamn mind, man.”

“Ah. I see. Okay, you’re going into the Cold Turkey Shoebox.”

“What? Wait-“

“You’ll be fine. I’ve helped plenty of shrunken ones quit the nic. You’re gonna feel so much better, dude.”

“NO PLEASE, I NEED MY BLUE RAZZ ICE, YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO M-“

PSA QUIT VAPING THOSE SHITS HAVE LEAD IN EM at least doctors know the long term effects of cigarettes we still don't have the full scope of long term effects of vaping g/t giant tiny reblog