I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal
and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint
we should go back to writing oldschool mcu fics. the whole gang in the tower, thor with his pop tarts, clint in the vents, loki is there just being a mild nuisance just because he can…
i fw adding characters that came later, but my point is that we worship the canon way too much even though we all know the best part of the mcu was the headcanons we made along the way.
ao3 turns 16 today.
reblog if you’re older than archive of our own
Faucet
I held myself together for as long as I could
the rage,
the sadness,
the grief
until it all became too much.
The mask I wore began to crack,
and everything I’d buried poured out of me
like a broken faucet,
flooding the room,
until I was submerged in it all
drowning myself,
and everyone around me.
✒️: Fayre Skye
✨CREAMPIES✨
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more girls need horns. demon horns, satyr horns, lil antlers, whatever. this post is self-explanatory
So I guess what your saying is that we need to make girls a little more…horny ;)
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Headcannon: how do you think is Connor in bed? Many people think of him as shy and clueless, but I get the feeling he's WILD.
I really hope that this is what you wanted, enjoy
Connor Kenway NSWF Headcanons!
Hello, I am so sorry it took me so long to post this and my excuse is that I have been traveling America and have been without Wifi and decent power so I have not been able to post. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this! Don’t forget constructive criticism, I do wish to improve and the best way to do that is for you to tell me what you thought or where I can improve, just don’t be a dick about it. Enjoy!
Warnings: NSFW
Female reader
Words: 642 words!
- Connor would be VERY wild but maybe not at first, he loves you and would not want to hurt you. He would be slow and gentle in the beginning, but if you ask, he will get really rough~.
- The more comfortable he gets, the more wild and experimental he would get. The first couple times he would be worried he would hurt you or he would do it wrong, but soon enough he will get more and more confident in his abilities.
- Regarding oral, he would love to receive, watching you slip down there and take your hand and put it on his member, putting the head into your mouth, giving it a light, teasing suck. (I am so going to horny jail)
- You won’t find him refusing to give you oral, but he isn’t very confident in that area so if you want him to, be prepared to give him praise.
- He would LOVE to do some nasty stuff in the woods
- Holding you against and pounding you into a tree or rock over and over until you are calling out his name as loud as your vocal cords can manage.
- Or maybe while you are swimming in a river or lake, he would join you and things would get…~heated~ AKA he would fuck you right there if you let him.
- I think he would be fairly loud with grunts and growls, like an animal.
- While doing it doggy style, he would bend over and growl and grunt lowly into your ear.
- Connor would also LOVE doing some fun things behind if you know what I mean…I mean…I uh….he like BUTT!
- He would like to try anal play and anal sex.
- He is still a good boy though so he would always ask for permission to try anything and if you say no, he would 100% respect that and not bring it up again.
- He would greatly appreciate lingerie (only took me 42 tries to spell Lingerie), he loves more natural colors such as green or black, bonus points for fur :)
- I think his favorite position would be either Doggy style or something along those lines
- He would TOTALLY want to dominate you! He would want you to submit to him but put up a little bit of a fight, that’s part of the hunt. ;)
- He would also like to watch you ride him and while you do, he would probably put his hands on your thighs to guide you or he would put his hands on your breast.
- His favorite part of you would probably be your butt (he got that from his grandfather
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)…get it… because… his grandpa was a pirate… and pirates like BOOTY… nevermind) anyway, he would love to grab your butt and kiss the soft flesh.
- He would be ~Very~ well endowed, I imagine him being very girthy and fairy long U///w///U
- One more of his kinks would be breeding, watching the cum leak from you, knowing you were to be with a child would make him so happy! He loves you and would LOVE to start a family with you. As wild as he would be, he is still a soft boi ♥
I hope you enjoyed it, don’t forget to tell me how I did!
So… I am not really sure how this works but I am just gonna say I am open to requests … you can request anything involving these spicy babies
-Arno Dorian ( I haven’t played unity yet but I can read the wiki)
-Jacob Frye ( once again, I have not played syndicate yet but can read the wiki)
-Connor Kenway
(not sorry for the gif ;D)
-Haytham Kenway
-Edward Kenway
-Shay Cormac
(This list will grow as soon as I actually get my hands on the rest of the games and rewatch some movies) (also I got the gifs from google so they don’t belong to me)
I can do…
-headcannons
-imagines
-drabbles
-ect.
I can do SFW and NSFW (be warned that I have no real experience with NSFW stuff)
I can do angst and sad shit too.
I will write just about anything ( I will NOT write anything what has to do with water sports and scat play because…no)
That’s all I can think of for now… have a nice day! :D
p.s
I only do X Readers, sorry :/