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den i throw da bones at james

#images#sherlock holmes#sorry i don't turn rabid and marry the prettiest girl in sight at the push of a button my dear watson

Watson is like "of course I proposed marriage to a girl I met two days ago, I'm normal and make rational decisions"

#I read this part just the other day#He literally proposes within two days it’s crazy

Every Sherlock Holmes remake that tries to make Watson the straight man does him a great injustice. Mfer is a total madlad. Everyone's like "oh he's not addicted to hard drugs and doesn't do chemistry experiments in his bedroom for fun" there are subtler ways to be completely unhinged.

The thing is, Watson may or may not instigate the Situations & Shenanigans, but he voluntarily spends most of his Sherlock Holmes, who DOES!

““Normal”“ people do not do that.

Watson will show up at Holmes' place and be like "are you doing any investigations of super weird shit today" and Holmes will be like "yes I am cornering this dangerous mass murderer, you should come and bring your gun in case anyone tries to shoot us" and Watson will do it without question, thinking "I'm so glad he's got something wholesome to distract himself with so he doesn't take more cocaine".

Nobody should take McCoy's or Spock's judgment of the other at face value.

"you know Kermit, I thought you were the one person on this show who wasn't crazy"

"me, not crazy? I hired the others"

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Ever think we have too much time on our hands?

Idk I stopped wearing watches that work

Did their batteries leak?

Text in big stupid splattered font that reads:

"SHE'S MAN ENOUGH.

ARE YOU?"

plate armor is just not practical for deer hunting. it’s loud and will scare off the deer. try leather armor instead.

thank you my beloved friend, Loading Screen

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kind of nervous to attack my beloved mutual kay with my bare hands over this tag do you think i should wear my plate armor

not my best work