Star Wars (1977)
Dir. George Lucas
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
They don’t do much
Doesn’t really roll off the tongue
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if shane hollander looked at me like that and did all that while I carefully but not too carefully took his virginity I too would become very unwise very very quickly. I would become veeeeery. unwise. veeeery. quickly.
if Shane no eye contact Hollander, naked, held eye contact and crawled toward me on a bed in Las Vegas after saying I need...you know. you. I need you. while I was reaching dom enlightenment so fast I'd become lightheaded then I, too. would become veeeeery. unwise
TRAGIC: man who can only communicate via references and tropes falls in love with man only vaguely aware that media exists