What do you call a horny candle?

A wet wick!

So, this is kinda odd but I've been thinking about it lately so might as well share. I was wondering why monsters has sex organs cause like, nothing we've been told points to them being able to reproduce (or at least, nothing I can remember) we've heard they come out of the shroud and thats it. So what would they need it for? Mhin told us that monsters come out of the shroud to kill people and mess around (not a direct quote but whatever) but I don't know if the monsterist (or would it monsterphobic?) Is the best source on the matter. But assuming their right does that mean monsters just quite literally grew a pair (get it? get it? Funny I know) just to get hoes? Thats kinda silly. What if your a monster that doesnt wanna have sex? Are you just smooth down there? Can monsters chose their form like Kuras? Do trans monsters exist? Do half breeds (can't think of a better term) exist? Do monsters produce waste? I don't think they can sweat because Ais is described as smelling like blood and smoke, but I feel like he'd also smell like sweat if he goes around beating people to death, but I guess smelling sweaty wouldn't be very sexy (although neither does smelling like smoke or blood but I digress) If they don't urinate then where does the stuff they drink go? This post has gone on a bit too long so I'll probably continue this later. Farewell

Happy birthday Kuras! (Or would it be creation day? Lol) I wonder if his birthday has any meaning behind it? Cause my general theory is that Kuras was made in response to the shroud (?)(I can't remember if that's what it's called) so maybe he was made on new years to symbolize a new beginning? I don't know, just kinda saying stuff.

Does anyone remember why Julian doesn't like magic? I'm pretty sure we got an answer when he was in the tower or something, but I can't remember what it was. :(

I wonder how holidays work in New Eridia. The devs made a post for the holidays but it wasn't very festive (?) Like it kinda just looked like they were hanging out on a random day, not celebrating a holiday. We know they have a God in that world, and typically that means holidays. I consider it being a celebration of winter solstice but I feel like the dves would specify that. Hmmm. Anyway I find the idea of Kuras handing out presents like Santa very cute so I'm gonna say they have a holiday.

Very important question, who should win in a fight Ais and his gang or the Lord of Shadows and his army of souls? Also does anyone else ship Florian x Kuras or am I genuinely making ts up?

In order of when they'd die in a horror movie (first to last) it'd be Rime, Felix/Sage then Ansia, right?

I had an awful nightmare were the touchstarved devs were all like "heyyyyy everyone!! We were tots kidding about the early access just being for backers! We will now release the full game with voice acting!!!" So I obviously went to go play it and can you guess what voice actors came to me in my sleep? Alejandro Saab as Ais and Ray fucking Chase as Kuras. Then I started crying, then I woke up. The end.

I hate the straight people in the hoyo community broooo. Ts is getting on my nerve. You are not the minority, you are not special and you are the bad side of the community grrrr. I hate it, I hope Alice's husband is just a masc presenting woman my god this fandom is the worse I hat YouTube shorts these people have the iq of a rock like what do you mean you're being homophobic with a nefer profile pic?!?! Leave my queen alone bro

If Felix has two dads, Anisa has a mom and a dad, and Sage has neither (lol) wouldn't the logical next step be giving Rime two moms?