there's a huge ass bug underneath my bed bro

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

commission! for an eris wrangling some worms as if they're misbehaving kittens

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

Peer Reviewed your tags, OP.

They are colonizing my brain actually, young hive knight babysitting hornet shenanigans

THE WINGS THOU DOTH NOT HAVE

empty threats...

Quick little pic 😊

breaking bad yuri au

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

oh my god

pharloom's biggest aura farmer

re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

Uépale

Did they died

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.