For those of you following me for my writing - visit my sideblog @laqualassiel for everything in one place. To all my new followers, please change your default blog icon/header to something unique as soon as you can so I don't mistake you for a spam bot.
Due to an influx of unwanted solicitations, despite the clear “No Solicitations” label on said askbox, I have decided to enforce my personal boundaries by closing my askbox until further notice.
Those who follow this blog for my fics can also find all of my work crossposted onto my writing sideblog, under the same name as my AO3 handle. As I do not wish for that blog to get solicitations, I will not list the name of the blog in this post, but those with genuine asks relevant to that blog may continue to submit asks there.
To my followers, I sincerely apologize for and regret the inconvenience, as I do enjoy interacting with you all, and those who have interacted with me have been respectful and a joy.
To everyone else, I will not apologize for nor regret enforcing my boundaries. I will not name names. I understand the financial desperation people are going through. But I will not allow that understanding to violate my own boundaries, so I am removing the possibility altogether.
Update: Do not tag me in donation posts!
Those who tag me on posts will be treated the same as if they sent an ask: reported for spam and blocked.
thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow… its going to make me cry
Renting your body while sleeping is the new way to earn some extra cash. Having recently been fired, you decide to try it tonight. You hook yourself up to the machine, but when you wake up, however, your body is sore and bruised, and you find out it’s been 3 months since you went to sleep.
⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺!
Carrion War Pick Weapon (war pick), uncommon
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If you hit a creature that is missing any of its hit points using this magic weapon, its damage die becomes a d10 for the attack, and it deals necrotic damage instead of piercing. Furthermore, when you slay a Small or larger living creature with this weapon, you immediately gain 1d10 temporary hit points; you lose these hit points early if you’re no longer holding the weapon.
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Pride exists inside a golden, hollow statue. Their gaze is set upon a cracked book of pages set in stone. Their laurel crown is sharpened to the point of horns. Pride can be set free if they break the outer shell that binds them with the gavel they use to condemn others.
