2025 means Year of Silver, right?

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I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

I sometimes consider working on this but because I still haven’t done it, I decided to at least make a few sketches. BumbleBlitz scenario where Bee gets stomped by Megatron after which Blitzwing, instead of leaving him to die, hides him in a cave and tries to repair him. He’s not exactly good at that, but he’ll try.

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Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

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   Bumblebee shivered in the cold quintessons cell, he couldn't remember how long he had been here. All his armor was stripped off and all his weapons were gone or disabled, he couldn't transform either. The Quintessons only gave him enough energon to get by. Bumblebee just wanted to go back home.

          Any place than this, actually scrap that he would rather be far away from Starscream. When the Quintessons invaded Starscream was with them and he took Bumblebee as his slave. Bumblebee couldn't forget what Starscream did to him, he begged and begged for him to stop but he wouldn't. It hurt being raped and it hurt seeing all of his friends locked up. 

            Bumblebee frowned and laid down trying to not think about it. He wished Optimus was here, he missed his warmth. He even missed Soundwave and their music. He just wanted to sleep forever and never wake up again. Bumblebee was thrown out of his thoughts as the ground shook and large guns could be heard firing off. Bumblebee looked around confused about what was happening? 

            Another bang went off and the cell shook harder than before, what in Primus was going on out there? He sat up pulling his hair out of his face; during his time here his hair had grown longer. Bumblebee could only think of another reason why the ground was shaking and the sounds of fight were, the Autobots or the Decepticons were attacking the Quintessons. 

            Bumblebee took notice of footsteps getting louder and closer. He began to panic, what if Starscream was going to take him away. Bumblebee shook his head, no the footsteps were heavier and sounded desperate. Plus he could hear another pair of footsteps farther away but was following the first pair. 

          He heard the other cells' doors opening, the bot must be looking for something. Bumblebee then realized they were looking for him. He began standing up and trying to make it to the door. Right before he reached the door it opened, the light and the sound caught him off guard and he fell. Bumblebee felt somebot catch him, the bot grabbed his waist and put his arm under his legs and lifted him. 

           He felt warm and safe, he opened one eye and looked up to see who caught him. Bumblebee's eyes met Optimus Prime's soft and worried gaze. Bumblebee put his arms around Optimus' neck bearing his face into his chest. He wanted to cry and scream and tell Optimus what they did to him. But all he could manage was a soft whisper. "Op-timus…" 

          Optimus pulled him closer to his chest and nuzzled his head. "Optimus I couldn't- Bee!" Bumblebee looked over his shoulder to see Hot Rod running over to them. Hot Rod looked worried and scared, for him? He didn't know. "Hot Rod let's go, we should have Ratchet look over him." Bumblebee closed his eyes, he could feel the warmth of his spark and the rumble of his soft voice in his chest.

           He began to fall asleep to the rhythm of Optimus Prime's spark, he was safe now.

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Solid Snake vs Outer Kevin

★ STARSCREAM ★ drawn by Sarah Stone.

The way that Cybertronians move is very important to me.

Doorwings and antennae and little bits of kibble moving around to express their emotions make me so happy. Humans don't really have anything like that, so it's almost animalistic, but in the best way. It's almost like they don't realize they're doing it sometimes.

Of course, some shows don't do it very much, but when they do!!! It makes me very happy.

Look at his doorwings!! They're going down! They're expressing his emotions!

Shockwave is supposed to be an emotionless, logical bot, but look at his little antennae!! They're going up and down!! He's feeling things!! He's alert!!

He's angry!! I love watching Prime!Starscream especially because he uses his wings to make himself look bigger sometimes, and he's so expressive with them!!

Optics!! My favorite example is Orion Pax, but the animators for Prime managed to make everyone's optics so expressive instead of just glowing lights. (Which is also fine and I love those too, but looking at Prime optics does something to me)

You can see the machinery moving!! You can tell it's one big ball behind the soft metal!! It gets smaller without Orion realizing like how our eyes get smaller in light!! But it's an emotional response instead!! And Optimus rarely lets his optics do this, so??? Is it something they can control??? Their optics??? Who knows but it looks cool!

In conclusion:

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drawing fanart for this fanfic is my favorite activity

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This trend on tiktok is very funny to me