While seasonally depressed, I have gotten back into doing stuff creatively.
For example, I have embroidered “baby need smoko” on a bag for a friend’s birthday
he has a name :(
can you look at this tiktok and tell me if it's funny, or if I just tortured my publisher for no good reason?
actually I don't like salmon anymore bc I didn't realize you had to freeze it! I thought it was like bacon, where all the flavouring stuff preserved it. anyway long story short, I realized my salmon had gone slightly bad but forced myself to eat it all in one big meal because otherwise that's a waste of money, and then I got really sick, and now I can't think about salmon without my butthole clenching
pick up your copy of sir cameron today
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
i want this man in my inventory
ALTA bunch of microsoft logos from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today but instead of saying Microsoft all of them spell Microslop in the vibe of the original logos.
good designs!
when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did
tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.
at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.
the floating head of wisdom
Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.
Thank you for the clarification
My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????