Ive already made this post 3 times but the cutest thing ever is adding mutuals on instagram and seeing how normal everyone is
Mutuals on tumblr: i NEED to be bisected by an anarchist punk lesbian werewolf TONIGHT or i will kill myself
Same mutuals on instagram: Wow, it was a crazy weekend hiking with my friends 🌄 and then celebrating my little brother’s 11th birthday! 7th grade will be wonderful for you little man 🤘
Sometimes someone will talk about an acquaintance who is an “undiagnosed narcissist with obvious borderline personality disorder traits” and I’m like… We used to just say “a bitch”, and I know all the reasons why that was bad, but I’m not sure this is better.
If you genuinely believe that the fall of the American empire is impossible, then remember that a hundred years ago the British empire ruled over a quarter of the world’s population and now controls less than one percent. Even if the “United States of America” as a nation doesn’t go away, the collapse of an empire is entirely possible.
Wizards are always trying to divine one another’s feelings using all manner of scrying methods. Well I’m sorry but at some point you are simply going to have to put down the crystal ball and talk to him.
Turned on the wrong burner and didn’t notice until the car iron started smoking a little. I’m lucky it was just a pile of stacked pans and not like something burnable
