first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.
Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm
In duvet: warm cozy. Everything as it should be
Outside duvet: debacle
god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
ohhh fuck yeah, you understand
"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten
Double knitted a bug scarf following this pattern 🍂
you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh
“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*
i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions
i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents
Quetzalcoatlus northropi and Xiphactinus, a commission for @velvetladybird
(penny in the last image for scale)
Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag
I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.
Leonide The Vampyr: A Christmas For Crows
Art by Mike Mignola