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heyo hiyo the name’s ace, i’m an artist who like cartoons and funny internet shit.

i’m sort of more active on bluesky but i still reblog stuff here. in any case here’s some links to other places i’m at:

that’s about it. have a good day/evening and remember to do your best!

mabel pines from gravity falls

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am i really genuinely losing it this time or is that sara murphy in vendpocalypse

supreme-leader-stoat:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

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within-stars:

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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of “I’m a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS” girl no it doesn’t. that’s meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

I’d say that rejecting biological determinism in favor of space gas determinism isn’t the slay the astrology queers think it is but if I’m being completely honest I fear that many members of our community haven’t even really rejected biological determinism so much as sprinkled a layer of glitter on it

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yes that’s how confirmation bias works

People get their panties up in a twist about astrology because they think it’s people shoving themselves into boxes that are not pre-existing.


Most people who like astrology like it because it reflects things about themselves that they relate to that they have difficulty vocalizing themselves. And things like doing a chart reading can allow you to gaze deeply into yourself

yes that’s how confirmation bias works

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#wait wasn’t that also OP?#is this the third such post now?#we shouldn’t be pissing on the poor at all#“ok so we should only piss on the poor a little when there’s no toilets free”

It’s more than three. I’ve lost count but this is at least the fourth.

#hi op of the Taylor Swift isn’t bisexual there are many bisexual pop girlies post

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OP what wizard did you cut off in traffic to get cursed like this

hellspawnmotel:

nepeta and equius from homestuck hugging. equius has one arm under nepeta's leg, lifting her up, and one hand resting on her back. nepeta has her arms wrapped around equius's neck and is planting a big kiss on his cheek. equius is blushing and sweating.ALT


equius and nepeta are both wrapped in nepeta's big coat, with only their heads poking out. equius is looking down sheepishly while nepeta is looking up with a sly smile, so their faces are touching. there are sweat stains under the arms of the coat and where equius's hair falls.ALT
equius and nepeta are sleeping curled up together, with equius as the big spoon and nepeta as the little spoon. equius has one arm settled across nepeta's midsection and his other hand is hugging her front. equius is wearing nepeta's hat and nepeta is wearing equius's glasses. equius only has a few drops of sweat on him when compared to the other pictures.ALT

meow

22 hours ago [5049%] - via + src
#homestuck 

hellspawnmotel:

a crossover/parody art of characters from deltarune on the title screen of the visual novel doki doki literature club. from back to front, susie is in the place of yuri, scowling with her back turned to the camera. berdly is in the place of natsuki, hands on his hips and looking smug. noelle is in the place of sayori, leaning forward with an excited expression. finally, ralsei is in the place of monika, holding a pink pen in one hand and holding his other hand outstretched towards the viewer. all four are wearing school uniforms that consist of grey suit tops over an orange vest and a navy blue skirt. the logo of the game has been redrawn so that it now says "delta delta literature club".ALT
in a parody of chainsaw man, susie (in the position of denji) wields lancer, who is now pochita-shaped (that is, he looks like a little dog thing with a chainsaw sticking out of his face) as a weapon, wearing a white tank top and grinning wildly. the color scheme is mostly grayed out, apart from the blood that is splattered across both susie and lancer and drips from lancer's chainsaw, which is a deep orange-red. the background is a bright yellow-green with an orange splatter effect emerging from behind the characters.ALT
a redraw of a pretty famous page from devilman, with kris in place of ryo and noelle in place of akira. read right to left, in the first panel kris lights up a cigarette while noelle looks on quizzically. in the second panel, noelle worriedly asks "You smoke?" in the original of the third panel, this is where ryo would say "Oh this? It's laced with drugs." instead, that text is replaced by a simple "No" as kris grins at noelle. in the fourth panel, kris closes their eyes and exhales a puff of smoke.ALT
redraw of an extra from the anime alien 9 with ralsei, noelle, and kris. the three are wearing oversized sweatshirts, kneepads, and strange living hats that all have large wings sprouting from the back. ralsei, who is smiling widely, has a hat resembling a jigsawry. noelle, looking apprehensive, has a hat modeled after virovirokun. kris, their expression neutral, has a hat that looks like spamton. they are all draw in a chibi, moe style, facing the viewer and holding up pom-poms.ALT

cementing my place as the crossovers for no reason guy

(third pic based on)

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#deltarune  #smoking  #blood 

hellspawnmotel:

a drawing of mami and homura from puella magi madoka magica. they are both staring at the camera, mami with a serene smile and her hands behind her back and homura with a dead-eyed expression and resting one arm on mami's shoulder. both are wearing white t-shirts, although mami's is a crop top. mami's shirt has text that reads "CUNT ERA" and homura's shirt reads "I'M HIGH AS FUCK AND HAVE A GUN IN MY BACKPACK".ALT
short comic of kyubey and sayaka. in the first panel, kyubey asks "what are your pronouns?" in the second panel sayaka apprehensively replies "she/they". in the third panel kyubey places one paw on sayaka's soul gem and says "wrong answer".ALT
a picture of sayaka drawn over a meme. sayaka is holding her phone up to a mirror as if taking a selfie, with text at the top and bottom that says "DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE TO REAP WHAT WE SOW TOMORROW"ALT
drawing of kyoko, her expression pained, putting a hand on mami's shoulder. she is saying "did you kill me in the timeloop. be honest."ALT


madoka rewatch

22 hours ago [35499%] - via + src
#madoka magica 

hellspawnmotel:

art of the parcel mistress from homestuck, crouched on the floor of skaia and wielding a sword. both she and the sword are splattered with blood, and pm has a menacing look about her. various letters are scattered on the ground.ALT
art of the peregrine mendicant holding the bleeding body of the wayward vagabond. large white wings sprout from pm's back as she sadly cradles wv in her lap. wv has his hood pulled back and has a gaping wound in his torso. pm is also clutching wv's hand desperately.ALT

the mail is here

22 hours ago [1972%] - via + src
#homestuck 

hellspawnmotel:

this is a madoka magica x 2001: a space odyssey crossover. I know, I'm a visionary. in this first picture madoka is dressed in the uniform of the Discovery One space shuttle, a simple blue-grey jumpsuit. she is holding an orange helmet under one arm, and with her other hand she is proudly presenting her sketchbook to the viewer, a huge grin on her face. she has drawn this version of the hal 9000 computer, described next. in the second picture is what looks exactly like hal 9000, but if you look very very closely it actually says "homu 9000" and has a purple light in the lens instead of a red one. surrounding that is a light purple, ethereal silhouette, in the shape of homura herself. the computer is placed in the center of her chest and where her face would be is a light pink star.ALT
this one is fully a screenshot redraw, as I love to do. it's of the scene where frank and dave are sitting in a pod discussing whether or not to disconnect the hal 9000. in this version, sayaka is in the place of frank (bad news for her) and is speaking to madoka across from her with a concerned expression. madoka, in the place of dave, is looking down with resignation. behind them you can see the homu 9000 through the window of the pod, staring in at them.ALT
another screenshot redraw. this one is of the scene where dave slowly disconnects hal. here, madoka, in her spacesuit, is visibly sweating as she nervously using a small screwdriver to release various information blocks from the wall. I don't actually know how this works but it's not good for homura. homura (homu 9000) is right beside her, watching helplessly. scattered around the frame are various square-shaped speech bubbles, all homura speaking and pleading for madoka to stop. "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Madoka. Madoka. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...........fraid."ALT

madoka magica x 2001: a space odyssey

22 hours ago [8222%] - via + src
#madoka magica  #AAAAAAAAA 

hellspawnmotel:

who's this? it's the homestar runner! I heard he's a terrific athlete. five drawings of him, one standing there, one crouched down looking angry, one gleefully bending backwards, one lying in a weird seductive pose, and one homestar running (as is indicated by an arrow labeled "He is Homestar Running").ALT
three drawings of strong sad, one standing with his hands clasped, one sitting on the ground chilling, and one squatting down and pondering life.ALT
a drawing of strong bad wearing red-tinted sunglasses, holding the cheat under one arm like a bag of flour and with his other hand on his hip. the cheat is also wearing sunglasses. they both look like they think they're better than you.ALT
drawings of strong bad and homestar. in the first panel, strong bad is glaring downward with his arms crossed, and homestar giggles at him. in the second panel, strong bad yells at homestar "WHAT?!! WHAT? WHAT?! WHAT??!" waving his stupid little boxing glove hands, and homestar replies "Nothing, I just like you!"ALT
strong bad sits at one of his many computers (the Compy-386) and posts to the Miiverse (somehow) "ok fine I'm a homosexual". also on the screen you can see that "3 people gave this a Yeah" and said three people are the cheat, strong sad, and homsar.ALT
in the far background, strong bad and homestar appear to be embracing and kissing each other. in the foreground, marzipan is looking at the camera and seems extremely unimpressed by this.ALT
a drawing of marzipan and bubs sitting on a nondescript grey block. marzipan has what might be described as a thousand-yard stare and is saying "if I found out my boyfriend was gay I guess I would be ok with that". bubs, holding a hotdog and looking confused, asks "What?" and marzipan reiterates "If I found out that my boyfriend was gay I think I would be ok with it".ALT
a drawing of marzipan serenely playing her guitar, carol.ALT
a little leaf floats in front of homsar. he inhales, then blows the leaf forward with his silly cartoon mouth.ALT

in january I watched like 10 hours of homestar runner and drew these and then forgot about them. then I said to myself “I guess I’ll post them on labor day?” well it’s labor day

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#homestar runner 

hellspawnmotel:

a short comic of a teenage dipper pines ranting to somebody offscreen. in the first panel he is gesturing to himself and saying "I"m not going to kill myself. I CAN'T kill myself. Not just because of the goals I still have or the emotional damage it would cause my family" in the second panel he narrows his eyes and pokes into his open palm in a "making a point" gesture and continues "It's because that's what BILL wants me to do. And I hate him SO. MUCH."ALT

spite

22 hours ago [8684%] - via + src
#gravity falls 

hellspawnmotel:

fanart of the tallest from invader zim gossiping like the catty divas they areALT
art of gaz membrane wearing a leather coat and boots, wielding a baseball bat, and looking pissed the heck off. behind her is a cloud with a lightning boltALT
redraw of a screenshot from tiktok (i think), shows zim poking gir in his dog disguise. a comment on the post from dib reads "life aint all cookies n cream lil fella"ALT
three small drawings of skoodgeALT
a comic of zim and gir. zim is shaking his fist at his computer and says "Curses! This plan will only work with access to an Earth 'girl'!" gir pops up and shouts "I'm a girl!!" zim asks "...you are?" and gir says "That's what the 'G' stands for!" then helpfully points to his name spelled outside of the panel. zim says "I thought you didn't know what it stands for." and gir simply replies "oooooh" before staring at nothing with a dumb little smile. zim scowls at gir quizzicallyALT
some time later, zim and gir are watching tv on the couch. zim turns to gir and asks "so are you a girl or not?" gir replies "what's a girl?"ALT

(remembers 10 months late i still have a bunch of unposted zim art) oh fuck

22 hours ago [3060%] - via + src
#invader zim