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A Mess

@actualyhumantrash

"I'm here for a good time not a long time" | 18-20 | any pronouns | Not frequently active | usually just lurking| I low-key just exist and that's about all I care to do
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Welp, I guess this is going to be my attempt at an intro, bear with me for this I've not done one in years

✨You can call me Keith or Jordan, I don't care which

✨I am over 18, I would rather that everyone who interacts with my blog is at least 17

✨I generally go by any pronouns but they/he are preferred

✨I hardly ever post, I will reblog something every once in a while, but do not expect consistency

✨Interests: I like to crochet; I listen to pretty much any music but my big 3 rn are Ghost, Noah Kahn and Olivia Rodrigo; I like watching movies and TV shows, can't think of anything specific right now;

✨Dm's are open for mutuals (or if I reach out first)

(I can't think of anything else to add rn, but I'm sure this will be prone to edits)

Last edit: 01/06/26

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Reblogged cosmicterrorthe8th
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

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"Oh can I see what stuff you see on Tumblr?"

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Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.

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Making random decisions at 3 am, we doin anything but sleeping rn lol

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Reblogged hunterk1nn13
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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

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Say what you will about if there needed to be a new Jurassic Park movie or not, but I do have to give it props for looking the audience in the eye and blatantly saying that life saving healthcare should be free for everyone and not paywalled by a corporation

And for having the rich corporate guy be obviously an irredeemable asshole and be left for dead because he threw everyone under the bus for profit and have the only genuinely helpful thing he does is go on the mission himself so he could get eaten as a distraction for everyone else left to escape

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Reblogged hunterk1nn13
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no one in your life will ever judge you as much as you judge yourself. go easy on yourself. you don’t deserve to have a critic looking over your shoulder every second of your existence. you deserve a constant supporter, and that supporter should be you.

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“Because you pretend to be irreverent and lazy, but deep down, you don’t give up. Because you know that if you do, then they win. All the asp-holes, as you called them, win. So living, and living well—it’s the greatest fuck you that you can ever give them.”

Sarah J. Maas, House of Earth and Blood

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(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

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#relatable

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“Christmas morning you can find me slapping a novelty sized bow on the hood of my car and parking in front of random houses until I hear excited screaming then speeding off around the corner to find my next mark. This will be most of my holiday.”

— Wade Wilson

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This is the level of chaotic I aspire to achieve in my life

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