sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

blood work? i sure hope it does

the women of outlast trials are so intimidating and scary and the men are just kinda stupid and fun to bully and i think thats beautiful I love my terrifying wives and my pathetic little guys i huck beer bottles at.

Might you recall?

We've got a small family business (business)

And the family won't like this

stairs in an old cabin in cades cove

a new trend

homestar voice, everybody everybodyy

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

now what if I made a silly guy 

(via @rudjedet)

birr..

how dare you leave this in the tags

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

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Sorry to reblog an ad, but “You are going to heave so fast” as a compliment is KILLING me XD

“I love this cat plushie, I hope that you vomit immediately 🥰”