i shattered my new weed cart so we’re taping this bitch up and hoping the shards aren’t small enough to fit through the filter 👍
Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr,
all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.
you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me
there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl
the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on
i low key wanna learn welsh just cause it seems like a fun language. but there’s so many other languages I could learn that would actually be applicable to my life
On New Year's Eve in Los Angeles, while many were celebrating, Keith Porter, Jr was shot and murdered by an off duty ICE agent who failed to identify himself before proceeding to take Keith's life.
Statements from ICE/DHS labeled this overzealous, bloodthirsty pig a "hero" and described Keith Porter as an "active shooter", which is far from the truth. Allegedly, Keith fired a couple rounds from a rifle into the air as a way to ring in the new year. While certainly not a safe or recommended activity (if this allegation is actually true), it is not an action that warrants his extrajudicial murder. It is worth noting that many residents of the apartment complex he was slain in only describe hearing the 3-4 shots fired by the off duty ICE officer, and witnesses state that the officer did not identify himself before he began firing his weapon.
This happened very close to where I live. Close enough that I heard the gunshots that killed him. Keith was my neighbor and a loving, hardworking father of two girls. He was loved by his community. They now have to move through the world without him, taken far too soon from this earth by what they call a "good guy with a gun". I will not let him be forgotten. I will not let the media and the DHS/ICE twist the narrative to make this incident sound like anything but another black man being murdered on the spot without the benefit of the doubt. He was given no chance to speak for himself and now he is dead.
Do not let him die in vain. Rest in Power Keith Porter, Jr.
welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago
It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.
it was the goat blame the goat
didnt even mention the elephant
[guy who denies that fantasy media can ever be political] You don't get it. The soul curse that was inflicted upon the Gorks when they tore down the Wizard Tower and the Cleric Tower permanently tainted all of them, so now it's morally righteous to kill every single one of them forever. In-universe it's completely justified.







