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I wish there was a polite way to tell someone that not only is the matter they are complaining about a complete non-issue, this un-problem doesn't even have anything to do with them. Why are you so upset about vegan protein food products being sold in meat-like shapes and packages. You inspect the ingredients of everything you buy anyway, and they are clearly labeled so it's not like you'll buy soy sausages by accident. You can literally just walk past them in the grocery store, you can ignore them entirely if you want to. The vegan fake-meat can't hurt you. You don't even know any vegans.
Reblogged pigeoncatunderscore
why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw
the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT
Reblogged frankencanon
What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??
Reblogged hawaii-n-jones
Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.
Reblogged luntfontanne
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.
Reblogging to stay on Warm Beverages
Reblogged pisshandkerchief
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet “splat” noise*
“There!”
звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
World Heritage Post
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Reblogged frankencanon
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
Reblogged pisshandkerchief
aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact
oh shit we got december tomorrow…
spirit-box-recording-deactivate
you're lying
aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact
WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW
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Work isn't vibing with me today. Does anyone have pictures of small wild animals being gently grisped by human hands, unharmed but looking very displeased about it. Like little birds and small mammals being held like this.
I'm glad that this was the post where everyone understood the assignment. Great work from everyone in the reblogs, but you get a bonus for having two!
Reblogged frankencanon
today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
Your fave is ongelmajäte
in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr
One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.